What the actual fuck?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by shootER, Jun 14, 2018.

  1. Tererune

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    The eating of ouyr members has become a lot more appetizing now that we have removed the rotted feet from the room.
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    :bump: This article might get mentioned in an upcoming episode of The Futility Closet podcast. They discussed a situation on the show that reminded me of this, so I sent them a link to the story.
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    :bump: I’d almost forgotten about this until someone in a Facebook group wondered what human meat tasted like.
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    Pork. The only experience I've ever had, personally, was with bodies that had been already burnt up. But, our surgical nurses tell me that they all order Pork BBQ takeout on the days they're doing laser procedures because burning human skin and fat in a surgical procedures (ie, not to a crisp like in a house fire) smells just like Pork BBQ. They'll come out of the OR all drooling and hungry.
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    So does this mean there is a part of my body that might taste like bacon? \

    Vor never tasted so good.
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  8. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    Don't tell us you've never tasted human sausage.
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    Human meat probably sucks in most cases. Commercially produced meat comes from animals that are five years old or younger. Animals that are hunted usually aren't more than ten. Someone gets their hands on some human meat, unless they're a very special sort of evil, it's going to come from someone who is at least a couple of decades old.
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  10. Tererune

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    If you are referring to sucking dick, I have never bitten one off and tasted the inside. If you are referring to an actual sausage made from a human the way it is made from animals, then I have not had the opportunity and would only do so upon invitation from a person after their natural demise. I would be up for trying the latter, but the former seems a bit violent and not something I would do to another under the present system in which we live. If society collapsed and rape gangs were roaming about I might consider raw penis on the menu.
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    I am not a huge veal fan, and I do not think I know whether or not meat becomes worse with the age of the being it comes from. I would imagine there is less of it on an elderly person because that is what age does, but does the meat of an elderly cow taste or feel different than one that is killed at 5?

    This would actually be good knowledge if I ever get the opportunity to eat human as I might have a choice between old person and young person. However, knowing me if there were such a banquet I would probably sample both for the experience and to note any differences anyway.
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    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    I was just making a pun to be honest, thoughts of the apocalypse weren't at the forefront.
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    You should trhink about the apocalypse. You don't want to miss out on the opportunity to taste raw rapist dick because you never realized there was an opportunity to get some in the lawless apocalypse. You might let a good opportunity for some human sausage get away because you did not realize it is there. That is why you have to think about these things before they happen. You do not want to be caught off guard and miss a snacking on raw rapist dick.
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    :bump: Apparently, the idea of consensual anal sex is more horrific than this to some people.
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    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    I like my rump steak tenderised and marinated.
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    'Spanked and sweaty'? :chris:
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    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    Filthy boy!
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    You're the one who likes to eat ass; no need to kinkshame yourself :ramen:
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    And I just dropped it into a cooking group. We’ll see if they boot me for it.
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    Well, spot's job is helping treat criminals with mental health issues, and BoJo just resigned. I'm not saying that the two are related, but ...
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    Found the perfect grill for the guy.

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    So, making your own cheese balls with real balls is not a good idea.

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