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$17.99? All at once? But, that was a lot of money back in the '90s. I demand three easy payments of $6.00!
A 55-gallon drum of OxyClean and 327 different bowie knives all for 37.5 easy payments of $44.82? That's exactly what I was looking for! If I act now, do I get a crate full of Slap Chops absolutely free (just pay separate shipping and handling)?
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I have lots of episodes of hearts of space on the HD and a membership to the archive, and know who Steve Davis is.
That would be the proper inference for the joke. You have to know hearts of space. It is this program that has been around forever with a themed hour of space (AKA slow ass meditation music) themed music. It is like the gateway to meditative trance music. If you are just getting this CD it is like just scratching the surface of directed mental meditation and relaxation. I am a bit of a psychonaut and have multiple playlists and long term trance music for different style trips. I also mix drugs and even will prep my mind for a trip with media throughout the day or so before.
You put way more thought into your drugs and alcohol than I do. I just make sure I wait about an hour or two before bedtime before taking any edible.
Child, do not presume where you have no knowledge. I am a practitioner of very long standing, to the point where I need no outside assistance to achieve the meditative state.
I barely touch alcohol and find pot to be kind of banal when I do drugs. There is so much more for exploration than the common drugs offer.
Calm down beavis, there is no point in having a prick waving dick fight over a joke about meditation. I am sure you are quite good at it. My comment was more on the getting your materials through an infomercial, but we all get them somewhere.
I didn't get it from a TV commercial, either. It was in a store. Bought it because I like most of the tracks on it. It satisfies my rather eclectic taste in music.
Same. I found it at a Target and snatched it up. I ended up getting quite a few of those kinds of CDs from our old Target. My favorite album is still “Above the Clouds” by Lifescapes.
