Are you still Catholic? If so, go fuck yourself.

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  1. Diacanu

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    Fun fact: the title of this thread would get you a hate speech warning on Facebook.
    N-bombs? Not as much.
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  3. 14thDoctor

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    Did anyone ever tell Q-Anon about the Catholic Church? I mean, with all the child rape and symbolic blood drinking/devouring of human flesh... :chris:
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    They would argue that we all are born with urges and desires that we choose to act upon or not. Straight people fornicating or masturbating is a chosen sin too.

    Of course, the concept of Free Will is bullshit, as Sam Harris articulated well in his latest podcast.

    But without free will, God’s economy loses all meaning, as does the raison d’être of the church.

    It’s a good drama with great leading performances. Watch it.
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    I do not know what the problem is. It is their religion, and they are in charge of their corporate bullshit. I do not get why gays have to be in that particular church. It is their cannon. If you do not care for it then go to another church or make your own. No one is forcing anyone to be catholic.

    The only thing I would say is the US government has got to stop giving government contracts to catholic and christian organizations. Especially for things like orphans. The catholic church taking care of children is in no way some sort of benevolent charity. It is purely for the purposes of indoctrination into their cult. The government should not be endorsing any of that through adoption agency funding, or for any funding for religious schools.

    If people do not want to engage in homosexual relationships because some guy in a funny hat tells them their sky god does not like it, then that is their business. Aside from that, it is a right for consenting adults and for establishing a civil contract of partnership between consenting adults under the law and not someone else's god fantasy.
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  6. We Are Borg

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    Saskatoon Catholic cathedral covered with paint after discovery of 751 unmarked graves

    It was bad enough that Catholic priests have been diddling kids around the globe; it's now almost certain the Catholic Church was complicit in the deaths of thousands of indigenous children in Canada. (The Canadian government has a huge amount of culpability, too.)

    So I'll ask again, after the revelations of the past decade...

    Are you still Catholic? If so, :finger:
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  7. matthunter

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    Also, fuck 'em for the "we should deny Biden Communion" shit, when they spent the last four years licking the taint of a guy whose only interest in the Eucharist would be whether he could sell Trump Brand wine and wafers.

    Luckily it's only the US branch that's talking this up - the Vatican are taking a more sensible stance:

    https://www.politico.com/news/2021/05/10/vatican-biden-catholic-486791

    Fucker isn't even hiding the fact the Catholic Church in the US is a front for the Mob. ;)
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    Imagine the head of the Vatican's fucking Inquisition department (former name) being more sensible and liberal than the US conference of bishops. The difference is the former is not drinking the Republican kool-aid.
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    Have you heard of a reverse exorcism?

    It's where a demon commands a priest to get out of a child.
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    UA accused me of wanting "free speech for me but not for thee," but the things I really want to say about the Catholic church lately would deservedly get me banned for hate speech, and I accept in principle that those rules exist for a good reason. :async:
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    I observed your demonstrated sentiments.

    Hate speech is free speech. No such "good reason" exists. :async:
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  12. Diacanu

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    I think what you saw in the 90s and the 00s was the Republicanification of the US Catholic Church. A lot of priests left and converted to more mainline denominations like Episcopalian.

    The current Catholic bishops are dogging Biden because they are solely focused on the abortion issue. I’ve seen Catholics minimize the capital punishment issue and claim that abortion is the most important issue confronting the Church today. Truly bonkers.
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    The Leadership Council of Women Religious is basically the only Catholic institution in the U.S. with a working ethical compass.
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    How does one shame the shameless? These are the same people who wanted Donald Trump with all of his violations of their faith. These are people who protect and participate in child rape. These are openly sexist people who are proud of keeping women as sub-human. These are people who have promoted the slaughter of billions of peoples over their history through wars. These are people who openly participated in all of the slave trades. This is an organization that uses it's special protected status to launder money for international crime organizations. These are people who say you can do the worst possible things and god will forgive you as long as you confess your sins to them. These are the same people who will give cheap crackers and cheap whine to the worst of humanity, but who want to withhold their jesus snacks from a guy who does not harm women through the government for them.

    How do you shame these people?
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  20. Diacanu

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    Yeah, all those raped kids need to just start lifting kettle bells.
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    A Catholic church in Saskatoon

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    All those dead Rwandans would probably disagree if they were able, but it's it like you give a fuck about other people. :shrug:
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    Those genocide fanboys complaining about paint need to be careful what they wish for. Occasionally I'll read about an angry mob burning down the house of a pedophile or a murderer and I'll think to myself "that's a far more merciful response than they deserve."

    I would obviously never ever condone the destruction of private or public property, but if some sort of cosmic tribunal imposed a punishment of one burned down church for every dead native kid, I'd think that was an extremely merciful sentence as well. :async:
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  26. Diacanu

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    If UA is at all consistent, he'll tell them to walk it off like a Charlie-horse.
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    A statue of Pope John Paul II got painted in Edmonton this weekend.

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    The cops are currently investigating this "crime" much harder than they ever investigated the murders of all those aboriginal kids of decades past, or the countless missing and murdered aboriginal women of right now. :mad:


    As I said elsewhere, I'd never support "eye for an eye" level retribution for what happened to those kids, but at the same time I recognise that anything less than that is an act of unfathomable mercy by the First Nations. :async:
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  28. Elwood

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    Some Canuckistani TV shows must have put on the big words this week... :ramen:
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    I've been using a lot of synonyms lately to avoid getting reported for hate speech. :async:
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