The All Time Greatest Random Mass Shooting Thread

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by steve2^4, Apr 8, 2021.

  1. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    Is it some sort of anti-gay, thing, or anti-trans thing, or some weird mashup that only exists in his head?

    Either way, major flop, 0/10 for creativity.
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  2. Uncle Albert

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    :dayton:

    It's not "anti" anything.
  3. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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  4. mburtonk

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    What makes it funny, though?
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  5. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    That bitch is more white trash that the dumpster behind a paper plate factory. :lol:

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  6. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Yeah, I too am curious what joke I missed.
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  7. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    As a survivor of action park and a member of the lawn darts are awesome community I am actually happy that conservatives are having their children play around their homes on christmas with their new firearms. Play around in your house as much as you want with your guns. Make it a home thing you do with your whole family, and have everyone with a firearm. I am totally serious, and would even consider paying for some bullets for those guns around bobert's house. I think we should get those boys some bullets right away and they can carry their guns all over her house.

    I am serious, where do I send my contribution.
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  8. Rincewiend

    Rincewiend 21st Century Digital Boy

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    At least on of those kids is already seeing a shrink...

    Will Boebert and Massie just shrug their shoulders and say "That's the price we pay for the 2nd amendment" when one of their kids gets shot by a disgruntled student?
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  9. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    I notice her husband isn't in that picture. Did his right to carry get taken away after the whole showing-his-dick-to-underage-girls thing?
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  10. We Are Borg

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    Also, being the cowardly cunt that she is, I noticed she's not holding a firearm and is standing behind her children. You know, using them as human shields.
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  11. matthunter

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    I see the parents have got high-profile lawyers defending them, whilst the kid has to rely on a public defender - apparently because the parents can't afford a better lawyer for him.

    So either they CAN, but are spending money on themselves, which speaks volumes.

    OR their lawyers are working pro bono because they smell fame, but no-one want to touch the kid's case with a 10-foot pole. Which ALSO speaks volumes.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Why waste any money on the kid? He is fucked. A PD can argue insanity as well as any high paid lawyer. Not that I like his parents, but his guilt is pretty much sealed. It is really how are we going to incarcerate him. The charges against the parents are where it matters so as much as I hate them for what they did, this is their life so they better get some good lawyers.
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    Are there any Lauren Boebert pics of her in a bikini holding a gun? Asking for a friend
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    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    see Al... this rocket surgeon is the audience that finds common cause with you.
    You really oughta reflect on that.
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    I don't subscribe to the "guilt by association" brand of fucktardery.
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    Is someone calling you guilty of something you didn't do?
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  17. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    "more a birds of a feather", fellow traveler thing.

    Like how Skrewdriver appeals only to a niche market...
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    Not exactly what you were looking for but close.

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  19. steve2^4

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    4 dead, multiple wounded.

    Denver shooting spree.

    Better hurry and get your shootings in. Year is almost up.

    And pinup photos. Please, none of Marge.
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    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    No one said anything about tweets.
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    We’ve had this argument in this thread already. You need to get some new material.
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    :lol:

    We're going into a third year of a pandemic in large part BECAUSE we tailored to the brattiest, selfish manchildren who believed even wearing a mask was too much of an inconvenience, but okay. :lol:
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    Lots more in the thread.
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    The judge made the right call, they’re a flight risk.
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  30. Uncle Albert

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    Wait a minute. Aren't California's gun laws among the most restrictive in the nation?
    "It's because of lax gun laws in neighboring locations!"
    So those neighboring locations must be similarly overrun with gun violence?
    "That's different there are other factors REEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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