Happy Insurrection Day!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by We Are Borg, Jan 6, 2022.

  1. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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  2. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    LAST YEAR, January 6, 2021 a date which will live in infamy the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by a band of Trump-supporting jackasses.

    It will be recorded that the distance of Washington D.C. from many red states makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time Donald J. Trump has deliberately sought to deceive the United States by false statements and expressions of hope for continued electoral victory.

    The attack yesterday on Congress has caused severe damage to American democracy. I regret to tell you that very many American lives have been lost. In addition, the Capitol building has sustained significant damage.
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  3. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    You know I wasn’t going to celebrate, but now that you mention it, I bought a Hot Toys Donald Trump. It comes with an alternate head that you can replace with Hitler and you can put a klan mask on him, it’s awesome!
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  4. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Do you sleep with it, because that would be super cool in the cult world.
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Lady G weighs in. :jayzus:

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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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  8. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Insurrection. Lolz.
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  9. Kommander

    Kommander Bandwagon

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    Meh, I'm still confident that Biden will be arrested for the many crimes he's believed to have committed and Trump will be reinstated any day now. Because, that's definitely how things work.
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  10. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    You should probably go fuck yourself. :yes:
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  11. matthunter

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    Can't be a fully articulated figure - Trump has never fully articulated anything.
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  12. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    valid point... an actual insurrection generally has a chance at succeeding, doesn't it?

    failed sedition then?
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  13. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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  14. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    What's the joke?
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  15. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    Him.

    He's a joke.
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  16. Minsc&Boo

    Minsc&Boo Fresh Meat

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    No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.
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  17. Minsc&Boo

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    Back the blue! :dayton:

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    Dinesh D'souza was on FOX today attacking cops for "violence" against the insurrectionists and spewing a conspiracy theory about them causing another death:

    https://crooksandliars.com/2022/01/dinesh-dsouza-police-violence
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  20. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Fuck him. He sucked Trump’s dick the whole fucking time.
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  21. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Hot Toys gets all of the details right.
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    This "including women" BS shows a certain opinion.
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  23. Minsc&Boo

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    (Correction noise) Ah! Ah! :nono:
    Convicted felon Dinesh D'sousa. :yes:
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  26. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    We still do not know who gave Lindsey Graham lady bugs.
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  27. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    This progression of cartoons accurately sums up the way a whole bunch of Trump supporters seem to be trying to rewrite history:

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  28. Rincewiend

    Rincewiend 21st Century Digital Boy

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  29. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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  30. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    No, sir. He was a patriot who helped establish the same Constitutional order the 1/06 insurrectionists tried to overthrow. :bailey:
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