Is it time to rethink SCROTUMS?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Kommander, Jun 22, 2022.

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  1. Kommander

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    They look weird, and leave the testicles vulnerable. Can we put some kind of cartilage lattice or something in there to offer more protection? And maybe some kind of filler to transform the look from two walnuts in an old leather sack into something more pleasing, like two plums in a velvet bag?
    Kommander, Jun 22, 2022
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  2. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    I hear @Tuttle is an expert on this subject.
    Fisherman's Worf, Jun 22, 2022
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  3. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Hands off my scrotum. YOU CAN PRY MY SCROTUM FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!
    Demiurge, Jun 22, 2022
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  4. Tuckerfan

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    So you're pro-scrotox?

    Tuckerfan, Jun 24, 2022
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  5. Will Power

    Will Power If you only knew the irony of my name.

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    I hear Chris Christie has his tongue permanently licking Donald Trump's scrotum.
    Will Power, Jun 24, 2022
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  6. Bickendan

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    But no pics pls :yuck:
    Bickendan, Jun 25, 2022
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  7. Steal Your Face

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    Steal Your Face, Jun 25, 2022
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