Santa's... er, Satan's Sinfully Wholesome Political Memes

I will lay odds that every coffee Ted Cruz and his ilk have drunk since (or probably well before) their shit-spewing over the debt forgiveness has been 95% piss and 2% rat shit.

Rising to 4% at Starbucks, but that's just the standard recipe for everyone.

Viewers of the coveted Piss Tape were left golden-eyed.

I was going to say I’d never heard eithe Aztecs or Incas called “Ancient”, but shit, turns out there’s a whole bunch of books that do that. What the hell?

White people don't generally give a shit about aboriginal anything, but they love learning about "ancient" civilizations.

What is with the random, comma in the middle of that, sentence?

Seriously, they weren't as ancient as garamet.

but I was told the Christofascist would easily win because pussy lefties didn't believe in guns?

One thinks that as a student of history @Bill Carson could think of one or two examples of why it's important that our societies have people studying such things.

He’s just projecting. He knows his college major was a “liberal arts” degree and knows it’s useless. So, everyone else’s degree must be just as useless.

Now you’ll point to where I said that these things shouldn’t be studied.

Ah, a prime bit of gammon. Stick a pineapple or some parsley sauce on that and you'll have a pub meal that no fucker worth listening to would order.