Santa's... er, Satan's Sinfully Wholesome Political Memes

how's "go woke, go broke" been workin' out for ya?

nobody wants your shit.
from what you've described of your life and income, I'd probably buy you a pint out of courtesy.

remember this next time you're called a racist POS (likely by midnite... it's 9:25 est now)

Depending on how you look at it, France is either our crazy uncle or our embarrassing nephew.

in certain parts of th ecountry, that isn't implausible...

Oh dis gonna be good...

Pasting the meme for reference

2014: ISIS intervention
2013-2014: Operation Serval
2011: Libyan Intervention -- Operation Harmattan
2006: Operation Baliste
2004: Haiti Rebellion
2003: Cote d'Ivoire
2002: Operation Licorne
2002: Mission Hercules
1991: Operation Desert Storm
All above part of UN or Coalition Forces
1945: April 21st
1944: Operation Dragoon
1944: Battle of Normandy (Allied Forces)
1942: Battle of Bir Hakeim
1941: Battle of Koufra
1922: Battle of Maysalun
1918: Battel of Amiens (Entente Forces)
1918: Battle of Chateau-Thierry (Entente)
1918: Battle of Belleau Wood (Entente)
1918: Second Battle of the Marne (Entente)
1916: Battle of Verdun
1914: Battle of Ypres (FR and UK)
1914: First Battle of the Marne
1914: Togoland (FR and UK)
1884: Battle of Foochow
1859: Battle of Solferino
1855: Battle of Malakoff
1854: Battle of Balaclava (FR, UK, and Turkiye)
1830: Invasion of Algeria
1827: Battle of Navarino (coalition)
1823: Battle of Trocadero
1815: Battle of Ligny
1814: Battle of Vauchamps
1813: Battle of Lutzen
1813: Battle of Dresden
1812: Battle of Borodino
1812: Battle of Smolensk
1810: Astorga
1809: Battle of Ocana
1809: Battle of Medellin
1809: Battle of Wagram
1809: Battle of Eckmuhl
1809: Abensburg
1809: Battle of Ciudad-Real
1809: Landshut
1809: Battle of Ucles
1808: Battle of Tudela
1807: Battle of Friedland
1806: Battle of Jena-Auestedt
1800: Battle of Hohenlinden
1800: Battle of Marengo
1799: Second Battle of Zurich
1799: Battle of Abukir
1799: Battle of Mount Tabor
1798: Battle of the Pyramids
1797: Battle of Rivoli
1797: Battle of Diersheim
1796: Battle of the Bridge of Arcole
1796: Battle of Castiglione
1796: Battle of Lodi
1796: Mondovi
1794: Battle of the Vosges
1794: (2nd) Battle of Fleurus
1793: Siege of Toulon
1792: Battle of Valmy
1781: Battle of the Chesapeake
1781: Battle of Yorktown
1758: Battle of Carillon
1757: Battle of Hastenbeck
1756: Richelieu
1747: Battle of Lauffeld
1746: Battle of Roucoux
1745: Battle of Fontenoy
1744: Battle of Toulon
1742: Eger
1712: Battle of Denain
1707: Battle of Toulon (FR, ES)
1707: Battle of Almansa (FR, ES)
1693: Battle of Landen
1690: Battle of Beachy Head
1690: Battle of Fleurus
1658: Battle of Lens
1645: Battle of Nordlingen
1643: Battle of Rocroi
1544: Battle of Ceresole
1515: Battle of Marignano
1509: Battle of Agnadello
1453: Battle of Castillon
1450: Battle of Formigny
1435: Battle of Gerbevoy
1429: Siege of Compiegne
1429: Battle of Patay
1429: Battle of Beaugency
1429: Battle of Jargeau
1429: Siege of Orleans
1421: Battle of Bauge (FR, Scotland)
1382: Battle of Roosebeck
1373: Battle of Chiset
1372: Battle of la Rochelle (FR, Castillo)
1369: Battle of Montiel (FR, Castillo)
1364: Battle of Cocherel
1351: Battle of Ardres
1342: Battle of Morlaix
1214: Battle of Bouvines
1177: Battle of Montgisard (FR, Jerusalem)
1099: Battle of Ascalon (United Crusaders)
1097: Battle of Dorylaeum (United Crusaders)
1066: Battle of Hastings
1047: Battle of Val-es-Dunes (FR, Normandy)
As the Franks from here:
885-886: Battle for Paris
773: Battle of Pavia
732: Battle of Tours, Battle of Poitiers
507: Battle of Vouille
496: Battle of Tolbaic
486: Battle of Soissons
As the Gauls from here:
52 BCE: Battle of Gergovia
387 BCE: Battle of Allia

What if I told you...
We're gonna need a bigger meme



Draws/pyrrhic victories:
1994: Operation Turquoise (UN)
1918: Third Battle of the Aisne (Entente)
1916: Battle of the Somme
1915: Third Battle of Artois (FR, UK)
1914: Battle of Champagne
1914: First Battle of the Aisne (FR, UK)
1870: Battle of Gravelotte
1812: Battle of Maloyaroslavets
1809: Battle of Corunna
1807: Battle of Eylau
1806: Battle of Pultusk
1349: Battle of Lunalonge

Losses:
1962: Algerian Independence
1953: Battle of Dien Bien Phu
1940: Battle of Dunkirk (FR, UK)
1940: Battle of France (FR, UK, BE, NL, PO)
1917: Second Battle of the Aisne
1914: Battle of the Ardennes
1914: Battle of the Frontiers (FR, UK)
1870: Siege of Paris
1870: Siege of Metz
1870: Battle of Sedan
1870: Battle of Worth
1870: Battle of Peubla
1815: Battle of Waterloo
1813: Battle of Leipzig
1813: Battle of Klum
1813: Battle of Vitoria
1812: Battle of Salamanca
1812: Battle of Badajoz
1811: Battle of Albuera
1809: Battle of Aspern-Essling
1808: Battle of Bailen
1805: Battle of Trafalgar (FR, ES)
1803: Haitian Independence
1799: Battle of Novi
1799: Battle of Trebia
1798: Battle of the Nile/Battle of Aboukir Bay
1759: Battle of the Plains of Abraham
1743: Battle of Dettingen
1709: Battle of Malplaquet (FR, Electorate of Bavaria)
1708: Battle of Oudenarde (FR: Burgandy, Vendome)
1706: Battle of Ramillies (FR, ES, Electorate of Bavaria)
1704: Battle of Blenheim (FR, Electorate of Bavaria)
1525: Battle of Pavia
1444: Battle of St Jakob an der Birs
1424: Battle of Verneuil (FR, Scotland)
1423: Battle of Cravant
1421: Siege of Meaux
1419: Siege of Rouen
1415: Battle of Agincourt
1396: Battle of Nicopolis
1367: Battle of Najera (FR, Trastamara)
1364: Battle of Auray
1356: Battle of Poitiers
1352: Battle of Mauron
1347: Battle of la Roche-Derrien (FR, Duchy of Blois)
1347: Siege of Calais [year long siege]
1346: Battle of Crecy
1346: Battle of Blanchetaque
1346: Battle of Caen (FR, Brienne)
1346: Battle of Saint-Pol-de-Leon (FR, House of Blois)
1345: Battle of Auberoche
1340: Battle of Sluys
1302: Battle of the Golden Spurs (Battle of Courtai)
1217: Battle of Lincoln
1213: Battle of Damme
1198: Battle of Gisors
1119: Battle of Bremule
As the Gauls from here:
52 BCE: Battle of Alesia
224 BCE: Battle of Telamon
295 BCE: Battle of Sentinum

The same people who bitch about France (including my ex husband) refuse to acknowledge if it weren’t for France, England would have easily suppressed the violent uprising in the colonies of the New World.

Ask Disney, or Budweiser.

Yeah, they're out on the fucking street giving handjobs for drinking money.

Oh no, wait:

Disney: $163.20 billion.

Budweiser (well, the parent company): $111.80 billion.

Cope harder.

They could lose 90% of their value and still be able to hire your Mom five times a day for the rest of fucking time.

Gonna have yourself a Coors light or just shoot up a 12 pack before watching Kevin Sorbo's latest vehicle?

Attaching the IV to the 12 pack seems like a waste of effort. Better just attach it to the keg instead.

Or to a barrel of Jack Daniels

They could loose all their value and still be able to pick up some roadkill or a shiny can on the side of the road for her price.

It is good to see UA has moved up from his mom to a pack of smokes and a bud light hooker like @Jenee . That is the white trash path to success and someday he might even be able to bask in the dim flickering light of the truck stop bathroom stall where my glory hole resides.

They are firing executives and "diversity officers. " You don't do that when everything is sunshine and rainbows. Fucking cope harder.

LOL-i meant that he'd take it out back for target practice, but i'd fully encourage UA mainlining something carbonated...

So does this mean Bo Katan won't be emasculating Mando in his own show any more?

Men fail upwards. Those executives will be just fine.

How do you know they are men?

Budweiser will rebound quite well, this is nothing but a blip. In fact it's a great time to buy some Anheuser Busch stock

Disney, well, they have to start making good movies again

How many posts of mine have you read?

Still in 2023, despite the workforce being more than 55% women, less than 32% of executives are women.

In fact, at least one or two of them are not.

they're firing upwards of 7000 people...

correct me if I'm wrong here, but ESPN isn't exactly where I'd go for "wokeness"...

Actually ESPN has gone woke recently.

Show your workings.

Have they admitted women or gays exist?

What have they done that's bitten your ass?

Did they bite your ass?

what happened?

WNBA bumped the tri state dart league coverage?