The 2022 Random Meme Thread

No, I give Tuckerfan a pass, because I play favorites, and you're never the favorite.
Now, get really insecure and whiny.

19,00? uh... either the comma's in the wrong place or there's a 0 missing.

Also: .0079somethingsomething miles per gallon.

Well, if you'd actually read the bible, you'd know that the crucifixion was the second attempt to execute Jesus. The first time was by firing squad.

I don't know why it's a 9mm though, back then the metric system wasn't around yet so all bullets had the decimal numbers.

It IS intriguing how Americans are SO angry about the metric system except when you can measure bullets by it.

Nope. They tried crucifying Jesus, but little did they know that he was a werewolf. Judas was a Van Helsing, that’s why he turned Jesus in, he needed the silver to craft a bullet. So they tried to crucify Jesus, but it didn’t work so Judas shot him from a far like in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. They were working together. Hence why Judas hanged himself.

Meth is gonna kill you, dude.

But not quickly enough that this wasn't TLDR.

You’re just mad because you didn’t think of it first. It a cross (pun intended) between The Good, The Bad and The Ugly and some sort of horror story parody.

I'd be mad if I'd put any amount of thinking into it.

And grossly abusing the term "thinking".

It'd be "thought".

As in "I thought I thaw an idiot"

Sees FF.

"I did! I did thee an idiot!!"

Considering it was government employees doing it, I'm surprised they didn't try drowning him first.

Ohms were more interesting in Polari.

See? Even Google Translate has you figured out.

It gets worse. Machinists measure tolerances in thousandths of an inch, and some inch length measurements are converted to decimal fractions of a foot.

If I had any hair, I would have yanked it out when I learned that last bit.

You've made up for it yanking that fraction of a foot in thousandsth of an inch.