Uncle Albert's Recent Activity

  1. Uncle Albert replied to the thread Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.

    Post credit scene: A giant egg in a hidden lab that turns out to be a cloning pod opens up in a cloud of steam. A pale female form, nude...

    Mar 27, 2024 at 4:10 PM
  2. Uncle Albert replied to the thread Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.

    :shock: Scarlett Johannsen AND Bryce Dallas Howard IN.. JURASSIC WORLD: Rise of the Ginger Hotties :yeehaw:

    Mar 27, 2024 at 4:03 PM
  3. Uncle Albert replied to the thread The 2024 Omnibus Political Memes Thread.

    The implication being the choice is between quotas and bigotry. :dayton:

    Mar 26, 2024 at 2:37 PM
  4. Uncle Albert replied to the thread UKForge: Man Leaves For Vacation, Returns To Find 15 Weird Flatmates.

    Fucking hell. :ualbert:

    Mar 25, 2024 at 2:37 PM
  5. Uncle Albert attached a file to the thread The 2024 Random Meme Thread.

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  6. Uncle Albert replied to the thread Defund the Police.

    And how is that responsive? Did you honestly think I was suggesting it would bankrupt the county or something? It was just another chance...

    Mar 25, 2024 at 12:11 PM
  7. Uncle Albert replied to the thread The 2024 Omnibus Political Memes Thread.

    You, like Diacanu, should at least try harder to be entertaining with your lies and denial of reality.

    Mar 25, 2024 at 10:11 AM
  8. Uncle Albert replied to the thread murdering The Crow.

    :facepalm: What, was Leslie Jones not available?

    Mar 25, 2024 at 5:51 AM
  9. Uncle Albert rated Jenee's post Funny in the thread The 2024 Random Meme Thread.

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  10. Uncle Albert replied to the thread Defund the Police.

    That's one way to defund the local precinct. $500k. What's that, like $100k per dude? And "groomed" my hairy white ASS. If the genders...

    Mar 23, 2024 at 2:50 PM
  11. Uncle Albert replied to the thread "The 1980's are calling to ask for their foreign policy back.".

    Sure, skippy. I bow to the insights afforded you by your superior worldly experience. :notworthy: :dayton:

    Mar 23, 2024 at 10:28 AM
  12. Uncle Albert rated Tuckerfan's post Funny in the thread Dune Reboot in the Works?.

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  13. Uncle Albert replied to the thread "The 1980's are calling to ask for their foreign policy back.".

    I don't want the US to "collapse," you lying shitbag. I do believe a drastic deterioration of convenience and quality of life is...

    Mar 23, 2024 at 10:20 AM
  14. Uncle Albert rated Jenee's post Funny in the thread The 2024 Random Meme Thread.

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  15. Uncle Albert replied to the thread A New Version of Windows is Coming.

    I would brick my machine trying to circumvent that. :ua:

    Mar 22, 2024 at 2:40 PM