How is Lanzman Going to Die?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Lanzman, Feb 18, 2022.

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How is Lanzman Going to Die?

  1. Ascends to Higher Plane

    3 vote(s)
    17.6%

  2. Asteroid Attractor Ray accident

    7 vote(s)
    41.2%

  3. Murdered by angry mob of Karens

    6 vote(s)
    35.3%

  4. Sheer Boredom

    7 vote(s)
    41.2%

  5. Face down in the Cheerios one morning

    5 vote(s)
    29.4%

  6. Teh Baba

    7 vote(s)
    41.2%

  7. Teh Baba again

    7 vote(s)
    41.2%

  8. Look, the answer is "teh Baba," so just pick that one

    6 vote(s)
    35.3%
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  1. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Assuming that's even possible, of course.
    Lanzman, Feb 18, 2022
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  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    A power surge while the microwave is on finally activates his ethical circuits, and all the guilt he was supposed to feel all his life rushes in like Niagra Falls bursting open, and makes his head explode.
    :yes:
    Diacanu, Feb 18, 2022
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  3. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    The ethical circuits weren't ever installed. "Tuesday" they said.
    matthunter, Feb 18, 2022
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  4. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    cholera, after fighting successfully against that socialist water treatment plant.
    Spaceturkey, Feb 18, 2022
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  5. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Taxed to death.
    Steal Your Face, Feb 18, 2022
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  6. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    See my post in the Paladin thread.

    Then gargle with cinnamon.
    matthunter, Feb 18, 2022
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  7. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Murdered by fascist Trump supporters while screaming "Help! Help! Both sides are equally responsible for stabbing me in the face, abdomen, and genitals!" :async:
    14thDoctor, Feb 18, 2022
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  8. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    The poll didn't have....

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    ed629, Feb 18, 2022
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  9. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    The spirit is willing but the flesh is bruised and spongey.
    Lanzman, Feb 18, 2022
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  10. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    Wait, are you saying that killing Lanzman is like banning Packard?
    tafkats, Feb 18, 2022
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