The perfect ringtone

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  1. CheekyMonkey

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    This ring tone is verrrrry popular amongst people that have no friends. It helps them take refuge from the reality of their lonely pathetic lives....

    "It's not that my phone isn't ringing because nobody likes me..... honest, it isn't.... it' just cuz i got this new ringtone..."
     
  2. Mrs. Albert

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    Mine is the music from super mario bros. :)
     
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    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Yes. :unsure:

    But, it's always on vibrate unless I'm in a vehicle or at home and then I set certain ringtones for certain groups of people. Yeah, I have a touch of OCD. :shrug:

    Work

    Friends

    WF'ers

    The lady I'm dating. It's loud so I'll be sure to hear it. :ramen:

    People
    that I've fallen out of touch with or people from any category that I'll probably never talk to again even though they are still in my contacts list.

    Everyone else.
     
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  4. Mandi

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    those no working elwood
     
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    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    :doh:

    Thanks for reminding me, Mandi. I forgot to upload 'em.
     
  6. Mandi

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    Why have a silent ringtone? just put it on fucking silent, or vibrate.....jesus christ :jayzus:
     
  7. foil1212

    foil1212 Jose "Mom Fan" Alvarez Staff Member Moderator

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    Mandi agrees: Psychostick rep...tho the title is just Beer!

    I know. Whatever. I wish they had 2 ton paperweight or throwin' down instead though :shrug:
     
  8. Order2Chaos

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    Mine's the Tetris (1988(?) Spectrum Holobyte version for Mac) rendition of "Dark Eyes". Had "Volga Boatmen" before. Thinking of changing it to "Fast Dance" or "Famous Dance"
     
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    Which one? :)
     
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    It bugs the hell out of me that these damn companies will put a hundred shitty ring-tones on your phone, but only one version (two if you're lucky) of "ring-ring".

    Fuckers! Now every reasonable person in the entire world has the same fucking ring-tone! :clap: