"Why is it so hard to find a knife thin enough to go between ribs but not so weak it breaks on a vertebrae?" NO WAIT: I just thought about this. Old-timers will remember this: "Well, my broker is E.F. Hutton..."
Hehehe.... My friend Andrew's: "So there I was, knee deep in a twelve-year old's ass..." Some others: Guest: "This is delicious, what's in it?" Host: in creepy Hannibal voice "Well Im afraid if I told you, you wouldnt eat it." "KILL WHITY!" "Few people know that the best marinades come from the urine of farm animals." "Mmm, you can smell the almonds, it's delicious." "I didn't use almonds. Smells like vengence." "Ever had Soylent Green?" "Nothing is quite as good as fresh squeezed pony testicles." And so forth... If I come up with more, I'll post them.
start coughing, clutch your chest (exploding the fake blood packet hidden there), fall on the table and scream, "IT'S COMING OUT!"
A homework assignment eh? Hope this helps! You know you don’t really have to wipe every time Hitler was just misunderstood Suppositories should be ribbed Does this look infected to you? Instead of two smaller boobs I’d prefer one giant one in the middle
My boss once saw me rush in and out of the bathroom before a meeting. Being a woman who CAN'T go to the bathroom that quickly, she was amazed at my speed. I took her hand and kissed it and said "I skipped washing my hands."
"So, I was banging these three guys/girls, and I couldn't help but notice one of them looked like you.'
"My head is made of pudding." *bends slightly and inclines head towards other person* "Wanna lick it?"
Walking with a girl from my art class back in high school, when I strove to shock and had nothing to lose: Me: So, are you a virgin? Her: Well, wha, I, that's none of-- Me: Can I found out? Didn't work. oh well.