You Ever Have Sex With Bjork?

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  1. JUSTLEE

    JUSTLEE The Ancient Starfighter

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  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Oh MAN, don't I wish!!!
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    :yes:

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    I bet she'd be a wildcat. :smitten:
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    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Does she swallow?

    It's important!
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  7. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Bjork is about the ugliest girl in Iceland, for her age.

    Man, when I was deployed there (twice!), if I hadn't already been married, I would have taken some serious language lessons and tried to net myself a Cold-war bride. :drool:
  8. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    I couldn't believe how many chicks named "Signy" are hotter than fuck! In Iceland, that is.
  9. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Meh! I think she's kinda homely, and has a small mouth and probably doesn't give a good blowjob. As for her "singing", I'd rather be duct-taped to a chair and forced to listen to The Best of Yoko Ono.
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  10. Liet

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    Well, yeah, but you'd rather do that than man the video camera while Shakes and Mrs. Albert get it on, you perv.
  11. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    That's where you're crazy, Liet.

    I'd be in the bunk with Shakes and MrsA.

    And they'd be caterwauling like Yoko Ono.

    :soma:
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  12. Midnight Funeral

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    I would. Have sex with Bjork that is. Oh yes. She is on my list of "women I'd really like to hammer it into" and has been for a long time.
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    Bjork seems to be a bit of a "two-face". Most of the time she's pretty hot. But sometimes there's a picture of her that's :wtf: .

    As far as BJs, that defeats about 65% of the point of having sex with her--the mouth needs to be free to make yelping noises as you do dirty, dirty things to her. :tasvir:
  14. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    Not really attracted to her, though she is.....interesting to look at.
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    Does it count if I had a drug induced dream where Björk was having sex with a swan?
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    Not a hope.

    Why would I want to have sex with a woman that has the body shape of a young boy?
  17. Goldeneye

    Goldeneye Fresh Meat

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    No

    I have seen her tits though
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    Sings decent, but I don't think she's that good-looking.
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    Okay, so here's a girl Mrs A. doesn't want to go down on. She MUST be ugly.
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  21. MayDayAli

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    I think I'd do her...accents are hot, and she's in really decent shape.
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    It's not just about looks with Bjork IMO. She's intelligent, talented, and more than a little bit weird, which goes a long way with me.

    I suppose physically she does fit one of the types of women I'm usually attracted to, though she isn't the best example of it.
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    I'd have to see a better pic...she looks strung out.
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  24. Midnight Funeral

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    This reminds me of an antique Japanese woodcut called "The dream of the fisherman's wife", aka the oldest piece of tentacle porn known to exist.
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    We both prefer the term making love.
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  28. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    She looks like an alien from ZR-B-4 in that last pic! :soma: