Regarding the Recent Invasion Threads

May we please beg permission to have a WF-appointed cleaner to take care of the debris caused by the non-aggressive passive havok we have wreaked on this board today?

But there are only two. We agreed at the meeting there would be at least 4.


mm

Sorry, I had to break for lunch. I'll pick up the pace.

See that you do.

No excuses! Get crackin'!

OOOOOohhhh I wonder whats for lunch?


mm

Get the stuff from Texas, not New Jersey.

A light pasta dish, but it wasn't very filling.

Where are those Chips Ahoy?

Under your bed.

Did I tell you about the centipede that ran under my bed? Evil thing... I dont think it was after cookies though.


mm

No, but we had a mouse, once.

I have had problems with mice for the past month or so.

And not the Richard Gere kind of problems, either.

They seem to come in during the autumn chill.

I don't get it.

Ah, so basically the usual?

Good. If you got it I'm pretty sure Elwood would have to create a special TKGimp forum just for you, and no one wants to see that.

Do you think you could keep your fantasies to yourself? Leather chafes.

How about velvet.

Tex, Tex, why do you hate me so?

Perhaps he had a traumatic experience with a seagull in his childhood and thats now a repressed memory that only years of therapy and hypnosis and maybe a witchdoctor can bring to the surface except when he sees your avatars which cause him to recoil in horror.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm?


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Or was forced to do a book report about Stanley Livingston Seagull back in grade school. That can stick with you for some time.

Er, wasn't that Johnathan Livingstone Seagull?

Something like that. Anyway, it was a piece of schmaltz that went well with L0ve Story. " love means never having to say you're sorry." In those days, that was enough to make gagh.