In my observation, women who marry boobs usually end up making excuses for them. Except for Debbie Barone. She nailed the s.o.b. every time.
Mine are great. I can flash my husband in the middle of an argument and he loses his train of thought. There's power in D cup boobage.
I keep telling my wife that's all she needs to do to win an argument, but for some reason that only makes her more mad. She fails to understand just how simple we men are.
I was a bit embarrassed by mine when they first appeared, but I have to admit, I'm rather fond of them now... And they are bloody useful as a distraction tool.
Anyone who uses their distraction value to their advantage surrenders all right to bitch about unwelcome stares.
Oh, now you've done it! As if our fantasies about you weren't vivid already! But only a mouthful? I thought you were more endowed than that.
That brings up an interesting topic. By what right does anyone think they can dictate who looks at them in public places? As far as I'm concerned, venturing into public is tacit consent to being examined from head to toe by whomever chooses to do so.
If someone was staring at you in public and creping you out you wouldn't react at all? What if some guy was starting at Mrs A's chest while you were standing next to her?
Hmmm, fair enough point, but how far does that consent extend? TBH, the only time I have said something is when - dressed in a pinstripe suit (trousers, not a skirt) and wearing a high-necked top - I was addressed by a man who thought he had the right to comment on the size of my boobs, in language rather more crude than that usually used even on this board. My response quickly disabused him of the notion...
There aren't strong enough words to convey how little of a shit I give about who stares at me. If my staring back at him doesn't scare him off, he's probably the posturing meat head type who'll get all puffed up and take it as a challenge. Either way, he'll have lost interest in her. If the situation were reversed, if some dude got in my face for staring at his woman, he would only get invited to fuck off. Unless he got physical, of course. In both cases, it's not a question of rights, but personal dislike of how some exercises those rights.
