You know how, at the end of high school, you swap wallet-size prints of your yearbook pictures? I had all my friends' pictures in an old GI Joe footlocker. Somewhere, somewhen, the pic from my old girlfriend Debbie vanished. I swore it was in that box. I just couldn't find it! I started to form the theory that Mary threw it out in a rare fit of jealousy. I was dating Debbie when I met Mary, and for a little while it was a tough choice between them. I think we were married a year before I finally took Debbie's picture out of my wallet (OH she was beautiful!), and I think Mary knew it. So for the last, say, ten years, I've been operating under the theory that Mary tossed the picture away. And since I'm very happy in our marriage, I knew better than to mention it. Well, I happened to pull out the ol' yearbook recently to look for an old pic of myself to post in one of our picture threads - and Debbie's photo fell out of the plastic dust cover right into my lap! Must have slipped in there at one point over the years. All the times I've had the book out in 30 years, it never broke loose until then. WOOHOO!! I've got the photo back, and I didn't piss Mary off! double-prize!
Admit it- you locked yourself in the bathroom and roughed up the suspect, thinking about the old 'Glory Days', didn't cha? I know I would've.
