Baba's new amendment

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Baba, Jul 29, 2007.

  1. Baba

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    Children of illegal immigrants born in the united states.
  2. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    Baba mastered poor spelling and now he's mastered sentence fragments. Is there no grammar rule teh baba can't destroy?

    All hait teh baba!
  3. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    That's not a good amendment.
  4. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    What's the punch line?
  5. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    Teh Baba. :baba:
  7. Baba

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    children of illegals are not citizens. :)
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  8. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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  9. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    Any other parts of the Constitution that you dislike?

    Free speech? Gun ownership?
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  10. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Counting slaves as 3/5ths of a person for purposes of representation? :?:
  11. JoshC

    JoshC Just Arrived My Ass...

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    I'm pretty sure the 13th ammendment took care of that.
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  12. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Wow, so you're saying that if there's a part of the Constitution we don't like, there's a mechanism in place to address that and make changes? :soma:

    Say it isn't so!
  13. JoshC

    JoshC Just Arrived My Ass...

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    Those whacky founding fathers sure were clever guys.
  14. Baba

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    How will trekbbs react to my idea?
  15. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    ...should be sent back home with their parents.

    Period.
  16. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    Well yes we can amend the freakin' thing.

    I just think that is a door we should open very, *very* carefully...

    You don't like illegals. Others don't like guns or the separation of church and state.

    Tread carefully.
  17. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    I think they will be quite astonished at the suggestion that you had an idea, baba. :)
  18. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    I can not think of even one logical reason why it is more desirable to grant citizenship to any child born here to non-citizen parents, as opposed to requiring that at least one parent already be a citizen.
  19. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Bbs posters who can't write coherent sentences should be deported.
  20. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    The odd thing about illegals is that they general speak better English than teh baba.
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  21. Baba

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    Garamet's a gene roddenbery hippie type.
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  22. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    All of the Founding Fathers were non-citizens of the United States.
  23. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    How many are alive now?
  24. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    The vast majority of gun owners are not criminals.

    ALL illegal immigrants are.
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  25. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    But don't you know that all gun owners are just one bad day away from snapping and killing everyone int heir entire family, shooting up a school and a McDonald's full of children and nuns, and then buying a million guns and selling them to drug dealers and gang bangers! And all undocumented immigrants are just looking for a better life for their family and will do the work you won't and are basicly good people!
  26. Pan

    Pan Satirical Satyr

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    Poor Baba.

    If only he would stop humping his mother long enough to take his meds. :(
  27. Kyle

    Kyle You will regret this!

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    Baba, you are in top form in this thread.
  28. The Original Faceman

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  29. 14thDoctor

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    Sadly, they were all killed by illegal immigrants. :jayzus:

    Also, unwed mothers.