Top 100 Reasons It's Great To Be A Gay

Uh...hummm...I dunno...not gay, but I have noticed with my gay friends a few things that seem like they could be advantages:

1. No feminine hygiene products scattered around the bathroom.

2. It's never your partner's "time of the month".

3. Your partner has the same sex drive as you, and it's never difficult to get laid.

4. The music: plenty of unss unss unss ahhhhhhhhhhh.

5. Fashion sense.

6. Gay marriage is illegal in most states in the US, so there's never a temptation to make that mistake.

7. Your partner's a guy, so you have the same interests. I guess it would be like hanging out with your best friend, only there's sex...???

I got nothing else...I would say "no kids", but my gay friend is adopting...

:suck:

8. You know enough women to have other men pay you to set them up.

9. You both end up paying for the dates.

10. You can listen to the Village People without shame.
11. You can afford to live in San Francisco.
12. You never are confronted with the "Does this make me look fat?" dilemma.

Uh...

13. You probably wouldn't get diarrhea much. How the hell could you with that stretched out shit-shoot?

14. You're not afraid to be seen enjoying a Broadway production.

15. High school and college sex-seperation systems are based on keeping guys and girls seperate.

You don't have to put up with a woman's shit!

You don't have to worry about people thinking you look gay when you dance.

I veto #11 and #12. I wish I had that much money and fatness makes me afraid.

Who here on WF is actually gay?

The cool people.

(are you dressing up the certain Nazarene tomorrow? )

Probably not. Bastard won't answer my calls!

Are you cool?

Cooler than the other side of the pillow.

I'm so cool you can keep a side of ribs in me for a month.

I'm so hip I can't see over my pelvis.

I'm so bad the Food and Drug Administration won't test me.

None of my business really.

15. Tract lighting.

Then you won't mind if I hit on TKO???

Hello

Oh, you have not seen nerdy until you have seen me lamby toes.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

OHES NOES TEH GAYS ARE HERE!!!!!

(Where's the running around like a chicken with your head cut off smiley?)

I have that effect on people... must be the rainbow flag worn as a cloak...

You said "lamby toes", are you a Browncoat?

I know a lot of Browncoats in Phoenix.

Define Browncoat, if by browncoat you mean someone who really really likes firefly and who would have shot at the Feds...Then yes.

(In so far as my ultimate sci-fi loyalties are concerned... well... lets just say I am more of a fantasy person)

As a once-and-future Arizona resident, I subscribe to this yahoo group: http://browncoats.lagemann.org/

...and post there as 03dashk64 - but on the mailing list, not so much on the message board. (I am also a member of the Tucson Browncoats offshoot group.)

A lot of bigtime fantasy fans there, and comic and anime fans, as well as gamers.

(And if it's an issue, people there will not only not give a frak about your sexuality, but would mercilessly flame the shit out of anyone who did - we have political discussion all the time online, very openminded, tolerant bunch.)

They have a lot of shindigs.

Just sayin' if you are interested.

Faggots

You have the gayest av ever.