Top 100 Reasons It's Great To Be A Gay

I think we have 6 or 7 male homosexuals on WF.

Female bisexuals, OTOH, seem to be in greater numbers.

This place is such a sausage fest.

mmmm sausage

Hello

How have you been cutie?

Ok, I guess. Just a little lonely

I wouldn't advise it. She's a tough person to hit on, and she tends to retaliate. :nod:

Ah, but I'm so nerdy I would take Jamie Bell in a manly fashion while wearing a cunning fuzzy hat.

Awwwww *hugs provocatively* that makes me sad for you. Anything I can do to cheer you up?

I am so nerdy I have been taken in a manly fashion while watching star wars, oh, and my idea of a perfect first date is a walk in a swamp catching frogs...

... Alright, that's pretty nerdy, but you haven't dragged someone into a Pottery Barn to keep them from going home after a date.

Not into a pottery barn no... But one time watching Firefly did lead to a discussion on the nature of morality (my Bf at the time being a post-modernist, and me an empiricist... interesting conversation) that led directly to sodomy

Will you two get a room? :zan:

Alright, alright. I surrender, you're more nerdy than I am.

nope, the wife is home now. Maybe next time I'll get drunk and post that photo of myself in the white room

I always win this contest...

You had better!

If you are supposedly a herpetologist, what are you doing messing with amphibians?

seeing as the field covers amphibians as well as reptiles...

I thought the study of frogs and toads went by some other Greek-derived name.

Nope

I just wish he would change that busy banner...I always think it says "So? I like Herpes...Nothing wrong with that.."

My memory isn't the best, Prufrock, but maybe you're thinking of the study of snakes which I believe is Ophiology (sp?) or something close. All that creepy crawly crap...ick. I'm glad someone likes it but I don't get it myself!

covered under herpetology as well. Now granted, some scientists like to use the hyper specific greek derived names (like an entomologist that studies ants being a myrmecologist) but I think that is an entomology thing...

Have either of you tied up somebody and then questioned her (or in your cases, him) about the location of the secret rebel base?

No, but I did restrain someone's arms behind their back (with mine, of course) on several occasions when I had an excuse. : )

no, Herpes just likes being Greeked is all.

We have "Kneel before Turk-Zod" week here.

Occasionally fire a torpedo into the exhaust port as well

So, has all of queerforge checked in here already

Mewa hasn't chimed in yet.

"That's impossible, even for a computer."
"It's not impossible, I used to sodomize womp rats in my T-16 back home."