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Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Excelsius, Jul 30, 2007.

  1. Excelsius

    Excelsius Dreamer of Dreams

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    I drive a vehicle I consider both ecologically sound and appropriate for my needs.
  2. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Okaaaay....

    Zodiac, Darthsikle or Parallaxis?
  3. Chuck

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    Ginger or Mary Ann?
  4. Excelsius

    Excelsius Dreamer of Dreams

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    Here's some insight on the Charles-cum-tampon story, if you believe it.

    (Excerpt)

    http://www.familyfirst.com/the_internet_website_of_hrh_th.html
  5. Excelsius

    Excelsius Dreamer of Dreams

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    Ginger upstairs, but Mary Ann down below.
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    Reno Floyd shameless bounder

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    Well let's see a picture of it baby!
  7. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Truly a proud day for the UK....:yuck:
  8. Excelsius

    Excelsius Dreamer of Dreams

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    I'd prefer to leave that to the imagination of those reading this thread.
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    Caboose ....

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  10. Excelsius

    Excelsius Dreamer of Dreams

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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Why the hell does everyone feel the need to keep feeding into your attention whoring? :garamet:
  12. JUSTLEE

    JUSTLEE The Ancient Starfighter

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    Tosanne Bar or Rosie O Donnel?

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    Starchaser Fallen Angel

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    Both! :drool:
  14. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    Nobody was willing to eat Lisa . . . and that was her whole problem.
  15. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    French wine, Italian salami, certain hard to acquire LPs with different pictures on the cover made for the British market.
  16. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    That one's easy. It's because 2 bewbs or butt cheeks go in 'em.

    That's why you never hear of a "pair of thong".
  17. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    I think you missed something somewhere. We don't call anything that 2 bewbs go into a "pair" of anything.

    That's the point.
  18. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    With possible exception for pasties, ie "her tits were unfortunately covered by a pair of pasties."
  19. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Yeah true, but in that case, it's clearly a "pair" of something, since they are two completely separate pasties and are not physically connected to each other in any way.

    Bras and panties, on the other other hand, are similar in that they are both "monolithic" structures, yet one is called a "pair" and one is not.
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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I can't say about panties for sure, other than that the word is a diminutive of pants. But speaking for pants, they were originally a non-singular item. The first pants were more like chaps, and worn by horse riding cultures from the Asian steppe. They were indeed a pair of two (each separately covering a leg).
  21. Excelsius

    Excelsius Dreamer of Dreams

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    One of the interesting things about world civilizations is that they've interacted in various ways, often resulting in consequences other than the famed "clash" of Samuel Huntington fame.
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    Hey look everyone...

    Excelsipriser is back
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    He is? I thought for a minute that Necromancer was back. :unsure:
  24. Excelsius

    Excelsius Dreamer of Dreams

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    For all we know, he is.
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Hey, I thought garamet killed you.
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  26. Excelsius

    Excelsius Dreamer of Dreams

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    Garamet is, by indications, a fine person and would be loathe to do such a thing.
  27. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Well if that wasn't you....then who's carcass did I help her bury?!?!?
    :calli:
  28. Excelsius

    Excelsius Dreamer of Dreams

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    A good question to post in the "Ask Garamet"-type thread, methinks.
  29. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    ...maybe it was all a dream....

    *Checks "burning dreams", for luncheon meat*
  30. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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