Have you ever licked someone's ass?

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  1. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    just curious. A TK thread about Natalie Portman got me wonderin'...

    :lol:
    Mrs. Albert, Oct 25, 2007
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  2. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    No.

    Anyway, so what was the thread about Natalie Portman about?
    RickDeckard, Oct 25, 2007
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  3. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    You never go ass to mouth!
    bryce, Oct 25, 2007
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    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    Does it matter if they were awake?
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  5. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    not really for my curiousity, no. but feel free to share! :lol:
    Mrs. Albert, Oct 25, 2007
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  6. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    Cool. Wanna sleep over?
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    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    they were all chicks!
    Ancalagon, Oct 25, 2007
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  8. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    uh-huh. That's what they all say.
    Mrs. Albert, Oct 25, 2007
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  9. Sherlock Holmes

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    Why not also ask "would you..." with this question?
    Sherlock Holmes, Oct 25, 2007
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  10. Harmon Bokai

    Harmon Bokai An Actual Bastard

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    I think Mrs. A needs to answer the question her own bad self, first.

    But I'll be nice enough to answer. Yes, but women only so far. They seemed to enjoy it.:tactfulsilence:
    Harmon Bokai, Oct 25, 2007
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  11. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    By ass I assume you mean asshole right?
    The Original Faceman, Oct 25, 2007
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  12. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Yuck.
    Marso, Oct 25, 2007
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  13. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Wait...I can lick Natalie Portman's ass?
    Paladin, Oct 25, 2007
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  14. Harmon Bokai

    Harmon Bokai An Actual Bastard

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    I dunno. That doesn't seem like "starter ass" to me.

    You have to work your way up (or down, as it were).
    Harmon Bokai, Oct 25, 2007
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  15. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    I have to go with the yuck! comment above.
    Ward, Oct 25, 2007
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  16. Harmon Bokai

    Harmon Bokai An Actual Bastard

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    You know, that soap and water thing is all the rage. It does wonders down below, too...makes it all shiny and clean.
    Harmon Bokai, Oct 25, 2007
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    No, but my dog has.
    Bulldog, Oct 25, 2007
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  18. Chuck

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    :yuck:
    Chuck, Oct 25, 2007
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  19. Megatron

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    Ms.A..do you REALLY want ME to answer the question?

    :tasvir:
    Megatron, Oct 25, 2007
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  20. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    If you're offering to test my hygiene, I'm flattered but I still have to say no.
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  21. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    Hey, who are you calling asshole!?!?
    bryce, Oct 25, 2007
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  22. Marso

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    As someone on TV once said, you're about two inches away from the best place on Earth anyway (Assuming we're talking about a woman). Why go to the cornhole?
    Marso, Oct 25, 2007
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  23. phantomofthenet

    phantomofthenet Locked By Request

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    I find Mrs. A's question far less disturbing than the fact she's been hanging out at TK. :calli:
    phantomofthenet, Oct 25, 2007
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  24. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    I can name a couple of posters here who are very much welcome to lick my ass.
    bryce, Oct 25, 2007
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  25. Volpone

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    I pretty much have to. :calli:

    Walk with me here. I like sex but I have yet to stick it in a girl's butt. :( Now that can be a ...delicate subject to broach. And if you handle it wrong you may lose out on any and all sex--something I'm not prepared to risk.

    So while you're down there on other business, you just sneak down there a bit; see if she's receptive to having the Little Pink Starfish ...stimulated. If she's receptive to a tongue, then it is time to move up to...other things. :tasvir:

    If not, you go back to what you were doing and then pound away in the conventional manner. :shrug:
    Volpone, Oct 25, 2007
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  26. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Elwood, Oct 25, 2007
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  27. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    Funny, you never hear anyone say "This tastes like ass!" and mean it in a good way.
    bryce, Oct 25, 2007
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  28. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    Does it matter if I drugged them?
    bryce, Oct 25, 2007
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  29. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    Guy: I'm gonna stick this up your ass.
    Girl: But, but I poop from there!
    Guy: Not right now you don't.
    Jeff Cooper Disciple, Oct 25, 2007
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  30. Forbin

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