Have you ever licked someone's ass?

I'm glad I don't ask questions like that

I don't think licking your own arse counts.

That reminds me of a story:

Once upon a time, 2 old farmers were sitting on the front porch playing checkers, and the old hound dog was laying there licking his balls.

One of the farmers said, "Boy! I wish I could do that!"

The other farmer replied, "Nah! You'd better not. He'd probably bite you."

Where I'm from, we call them "rimjobs" or rimmies for short.

:cunni:

Is that on the "down low"?

Nobody has to know

on the down low it's called "tossin' tha salad." Never done that...

Is that like "squirtin' tha Hershey"?

Never did it to anyone else, but I've had it done to me. I gotta say it was pretty awesome.

Never been into the ass thing. Too many other areas more deserving and tasty IMO.

Ok I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure that's where shit comes from. I'd google it before doing anything unseemly.

I'm not positive, but I think, I think, the thread was about licking her ass.

Just a guess.

Are girls generally that unreceptive to anal sex?

Seriously, like every girl I know has had anal sex. Willingly. Repeatedly.

Gosh, maybe I'm hanging out with the wrong crowd.... or the right one...hmmm...

Most women don't get anything out of teh buttsecks. Men can get simulated from the prostate, and I've heard that women using buttplugs and vibrators on their men is a growing trend ("!"), but most women...not so much.

Well, I just did a quick mental inventory of my lifestyle. And it is actually amazingly cool. (I may post about it in my blue room thread, but I don't want to sound like I'm bragging.) About the only thing it's missing is a hot girl who's into anal sex. So if you're as hot as you are cool and you're into anal sex and would like to live in Hawaii and walk around my apartment naked, I may have a job opening for you as Girlfriend.








I've said too much, haven't I?

Oh, but back on topic, sadly my last girlfriend was totally not into it. She'd squirm away from any action down there. But she was a total nympho, so when she got some infection that meant she couldn't have sex for a couple weeks I broached the subject. To no avail.

And the one before her, she was probably totally into it. Unfortunately, it wasn't until years later, thinking back, that I realized I could've done it to her.

lies.

Anna speaks a lot for someone with admittedly no experience.

Yup.