I've found the perfect woman for Mrs. A - she has 200 orgasms a day!

:cunni:

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0311_200_orgasms.shtml

A longer interview with the multi-orgasmic Sarah:

OMG! I'd have to wear a diaper everywhere I went...

Nice to know I can make her orgasm by stamping my feet.

I HAVE THIS AFFECT ON MOST WOMEN.....

Oh, I can do that.

I want to be hypnotized so that a trigger word causes me to orgasm. It has to be a relatively uncommon, but ideally something I should hear a couple times a day.

I'm only slightly joking on this.

Um...messy?

Clearly...this is going to require extensive study.

I'll clear my schedule!!

If you find out how to get this done, I'll be wanting to set my wife up an appointment.

not for that necessarily, but I have some other ideas...


(getting over that pesky aversion to girl-girl action for instance)

trigger words?

like "sit" and "lie down?"

She's a little too thick, but I think all the sex would work some of that off.

couple more pics...

I endorse this thread.

I would like to have sex with that woman.

So THAT'S whose been stealing all my orgasms!

Fuggin' bee-yotch!!!

The dirty, naughty, quirky comments write themselves.

I guess she's lucky. But it would hard to get interested in her as a sex partner.

Half the fun of sex is getting to know a woman's body and learning how to make it respond. If she comes while shaking hands...well, it kind of takes the challenge and the interest out of things.

I would think it would get annoying after a while. Then again, the article is so poorly written that it's hard to tell how she feels about the whole thing.

Oh, and looks wise, she gets about a 5. Her face is...odd.

Where do I volunteer to help this poor woman?!?

I know, right?

more cushion for the pushin'?

I, personally, don't see what the hell Tex is talking about.

Dammit Flashlight!!! It's not nice to tease.




bring her to me.

As you wish.

So where can I get some of these pills that caused this condition?

Purely for academic reasons, of course...

i am designating myself to be her personal trainer.

we will start in a concrete weightroom with very loud rap or trance music.

That woman is nothing approaching "too thick", and piss on anyone who would give her a complex for failing to look sufficiently emaciated for their tastes.

Imagine what happens if someone jumps out to startle her! Heck, what happens if she runs into some prankster with a joy-buzzer? The poor guy might think he's developed super-powers!

I bet going to church is difficult for her, too.