Art geeks find cup in Da Vinci's Last Supper

Not really.

I found a cock in my pants!

Whos is it?

The one you reported missing.

Still got mine, can feel it resting against my knee.

Every time I get a hard on I knock myself out.

Thor. 'nuff said.

Does he have a big cock too?

MH must be a very happy chappy...

Thor is the name of my gigantic male member. The fact that children have been named after it should tell you something.

Mine is only as long as a dollar bill I am sad to report. It is not aways the size of the weapon but the skill an fury of the assault that counts, also I have a thing about necks. Necks are a window to the loins IMHO.

Mel Brooks was edited out.

My penis has it's own seat on the UN Security Counsel, and is a founding member of NATO.

Is its name Bill Braskey?

My willy fell out of my pants when I was hiking through Arizona. I tried to catch it in time, but the impact......sorry folks!

Isn't all American money the same size? Which itself is a stupid idea, really...

What's the largest denomination of banknote in America? $100?

My penis was in Arizona once.

It was also in New Mexico, Nevada & California.

All at the same time.

If "banknote" means currency, I think the 1,000 dollar bill is still in circulation. Tough for pretzel vendors to make change, I've found.

Isn't that word still used?

As in, "One million dollars in used, non-sequential banknotes by noon tomorrow or the kid gets it."

I don't have it that bad. But I keep busy keeping bungie jumpers away from it. Also I have to maintain the red light at the top to avoid low-flying aircraft.

I guess "banknote" is just an English word, then.

Like your silly "faucet" or "sidewalk" instead of "tap" and "pavement".

You're sort of on target. Let me preach on:

We call it a faucet, but water from the faucet is called...tap water!

Sidewalk is a type of pavement. Basically any paved surface (sidewalk, blacktop street, etc) is considered "pavement."

Shut up and eat your chips!

I mean "crisps".

And I dunno what the largest US banknote is - neither google or wiki were much help on that...

$100, at least. But I think they can go higher.

My penis was once nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Scientists think my penis could block enough sunlight to reverse Global Warming.

On Jupiter.

Really? Scientists think they hit the jackpot in explaining all the "dark matter" that makes up the unaccounted for missing mass in the universe.

If I wanted to use a sheepskin condom New Zealand would have to import more sheep.

Hmmm..... you know that didn't really come out the way I meant it.

Ever hear of the [WIKI]Great Attractor[/WIKI]?

Yes, this is the cross I bear.

The largest American bill ever made was a $100,000 bill in 1934 by the U.S. treasury department. It was a gold certificate that had the portrait of Woodrow Wilson.

There $500, $1000 and $5000 bills that are used primarily by the government for bank transfers.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_denomination_bills_in_U.S._currency

The smallest American coin ever made was called a half cent made from 1793 to 1857.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half_cent