"God Talks to us, says US Right"

Pat Robertson, a Christian fundamentalist supporter of the Republican party in America who battled unsuccsessfully to become the 1988 Republican candidate has stated that "God" told him there would be a terrorist attack on America in the 2nd half of 2007. "I'm not saying necessarily nuclear, the Lord didn't say nuclear. It will be mass killing possibly millions of people, major cities. The evil people will come after this country and there is a possibility, not a possibility, a definite certainty that chaos is going to rule."


Ha. He is probably hoping somebody will attack just so he can say he was right.

Ah, imaginary friends, that's such a cute phase.

it's funny how they say these things after the fact.

Not God, but GAWD-UH.

How is this "after the fact"? What's he's talking about hasn't happened yet.

His taking in of drugs.

Are you just randomly stringing words together in the hope it will form a coherent reply?

I always love these predictions and wonder they don't get confronted more afterwards on which of these two alternatives is correct:

1) God lied

2) You are delusional and God is not actually talking to you.

3) He is fully sane but lying to get money.

Somebody asks a stoopid question, they get a stoopid answer.

4) He is absolutely right, God exists, and god is talking to him.

In which case, God picks asshole douchebags to talk to.
Which would be an unreliable way to relay information.
Which would be fucking with humanity on the order of burying fake dinosaur bones.

Who asked a stupid question?

That option does not fit the premise that the "prediction" never came to pass.

Dear God,

Please, please hold off on the terrorist endused chaos for a little bit. I need to save up for about ten more AR magazines and some more bulk buys of 5.56 and 7.62 ammo, and at least a pallet of cherry Pop Tarts. I will then be well supplied of 8 essential vitamins and minerals and enough hardware to kill lots and lots of people in Your mercy.

Amen.

P.S. Bless Mommy, and and Mrs. Shoes, and my dogs and cats.

JUSTLEE: The answer to a question that nobody asked.

Does your mom know you are on-line again? Shouldn't you be doing your homework?

Meh. An attack happens, he says God predicted it, he thinks he's right. Attack doesn't happen, he says he meant attack in the form of drugs or some other b.s. that makes it so he thinks he's right.

Wahine, I demand that you stop using the avatar I stole from T-Shirt Hell. It confuses me that I made a post I have no recollection of. Plus your willful defacing of it makes the Baby Jesus cry.

That said, in light of the writer's strike, I say someone make a series based on this premise. God warns this guy of terrorist attacks and then he has to stop them.

They could feed old "24" and "Joan of Arcadia" scripts into a computer. Or just print them up, scatter them on the floor and let monkeys select the pages.

It would be perfect.

I wouldn't'a noticed wahine's alteration of the avatar were it not for Volpone pointing it out.

Wahine's avatar is better.

Maybe the Lord can't pronounce nuclear! Just sayin....

Just like all previous predictions.