religious scholars meet to discuss Flying Spaghetti Monster

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  1. BearTM

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    Most who say they "Feel the touch of his Noodly Appendage" are actually feeling the symptoms of various STD's.

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    I love the last lines in that link. :D

    He recognized the point when his neighbor, a militant atheist who sports a pro-Darwin bumper sticker on her car, tried recently to start her car on a dying battery.

    As she turned the key, she murmured under her breath: "Come on Spaghetti Monster!"