Most who say they "Feel the touch of his Noodly Appendage" are actually feeling the symptoms of various STD's.
I love the last lines in that link. He recognized the point when his neighbor, a militant atheist who sports a pro-Darwin bumper sticker on her car, tried recently to start her car on a dying battery. As she turned the key, she murmured under her breath: "Come on Spaghetti Monster!"