Spacemanspiff and his little secret

I don't know if he's out or not on TBBS, but just in case he's not, here's a little something he wrote on a GHEY BBS hehehe. Have fun with it.

Link?

Link?

Any proof it's really him, and not you registering under his username to troll him here?

Any reason it matters either way?

Can you explain why your smiley looks like this?

And?

Mmm, big, hard dicks.

I'm still trying to figure out how one manages to thrust balls deep up inside of another individual, but as soon as I come up with a plausible theory, I'll post it.

Because I love you, Soma. Even more than I love big, hard dicks, if you can believe it.

So you deny it's you, Spacey?

I mean, who else would come up with practically the same stupid name on two BBSs?

^
A dual?

VERY UNLIKELY

Anyone fond of a stuffed tiger, obvously.

The only thing I'll deny is that that "get fucked but not do any fucking" part. 'Cause you can bet that if some guy fucks me, I'm getting a turn on that ass.

So you're saying it's Sigfried.

That would make sense, actually.

x 2

So, clearly, the answer to the balls conundrum is "magic."

Shirley you can't be serious.

I figured it would require some sort of device.

Something like a fencepost hole digger.

At this point I am required to provide two links. The first one is to the definition of Balls Deep.

The second one is to explain Packard's stuffed tiger comment.

Now on with the funny!



Oh and that fencepost hole digger is worthless. In my experience it does little more than remove loose dirt.

I hereby formally protest against Clyde posting my joke's private information.

[action=NAHTMMM]can't keep track of all the "Spaceman[ ]Spiff[####]"s he sees running around the Net. Good thing he doesn't try to do so.[/action]

Yes, I know. I was making fun of Gay Me's grammar in the original post. But I guess if you've gotta explain it...

Yeah, I know that, too. But Sigfried loves tigers and big, hard dicks, so...

Sigh.

Don't call me Shirley.

This is why I use a different nick on the goatse boards.

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We'll keep your application on file. If baba ever gets tired/functional/paroled/deemed sane/finds something better to do we'll give you a call.

And at that point it all made sense.



Hope you have some Alkeselzer Cold and Sinus Cherry and Baby Wipes for today.

Soma's been licking the Aqua Dots again I see.

I can admit when I'm beaten.

You're supposed to be a spaceman.

The least you could do is get him to polish your helmet.