Aonyone here know WTF this thing is?

In all my life, I have never seen anything like this on gods green earth



Judging by the ears, I cant help but think that this things been Photochopped!

Yes.

That's a fish.

My ex mother-in-law!

I don't know, but it has Shrek's ears.

It's too ugly to eat, whatever it is!

I suspect a photoshop job.

It looks like rhino DNA was spliced with fish DNA.

but mostly a photoshop job that combinesx a rhino with a fish.

Are you sure it's not swiss cheese, spliced with chalk and a beard?

How about something you might find in your own backyard, which certainly isn't photoshopped:

It's a Turkey, right?

Killit! Killit!

I know exactly what that fucker is...it is an Assassin Bug...and it can have a very, very painful bite so be careful.

That one in particular is a Wheel Bug. Nasty things..you really shouldn't pick them up.

As for the fish...it looks sort of like some variety of barracuda that has been photoshopped.

It is....

The key ingredient in ractagino.

Bet you wish you hadn't ask, eh?

Those Assasin bugs are just as horrifying as the Preying Mantis is



Heres one killing a Cricket

It is prolly a Klingon species of fish.

WHOOSH!

it is a porcine rhino-icthapod ..Horned Hog-Carp

me and my Bud catch em all the time..

Thanks for the pic, Starguard.

It's a Northern Pike. I've caught thousands of them. Either his snout is caved in or photoshopped to look like that. OOps...photoshop...I didn't notice the weird horns on the very top at first.

It';s what's for dinner.

Yep, defiantly a photoshoped Northern... freaky looking though.

(My brother says it's a "Turkish Pig Fish" and he says it so seriously that if i didn't know him I'd believe him.)

Did you ever notice how that nasty slime on northerns smells like.....
how do I phrase this.....jizz?

I can't be the only person who noticed this. No other fish has this smell.

That's one ugly fuckin' fish.

Well they don't smell good... that's for sure.