CHAT!

Chat, my loves, chat!!!

Rep me too Ted.

What's your problem face?

Jealous of all my beautiful, beautiful reppage.

If by jealous you meant disgusted, and by beautiful you meant fat, and by reppage you meant stalker, then yes, that's right.

Yeah, you tell a fucked-up rapist-wannabe that he's alright, and he reps you for it.

Kinda like how the charitable guys on the board tell you that you are attractive and you rep them for it.

Good job!

Someone has certainly been getting his money'sworth on that tuition to the FAIA*.



[*Flashlight Academy of Internet Assholeism - enroll today!]

He has a problem face.

Is that the pussy way of saying "Yer ugly" without committing to actually saying it?

Come back when you grow a pair and try again.

:slice:

I'm just making a comparison, to help illustrate a point.

You can take whatever you want from it. You would have anyway.

Dude, are you visually impaired? Granted, I have a longstanding weakness for redheads that cost me dearly later in terms of divorce settlements — but assuming that's her in her avatar, Tamar has it going on. (and I'm happily married and frankly, could care less about kissing up).

If your thing is an anorexic, fake-boobed, blond bimbo, more power to ya. But I'll always go for a real woman like Tamar, my own bad self.

Think he ment ted.

Gah, I hope so.

But it seemed like they were talking about Tamar.

If I'm wrong, of course...in the immoral words of Roseanne Roseannadanna:

"Never mind."

EDIT: Oh fuck. That was Emily Litella, wasn't it.

Ah, just fuckin' shoot me.

There are "charitable guys" telling Ted he's attractive?

I'd love a link because I missed that show!!

Wait, did he have a pictorial in "Modern Stalker?"

Let me dumb it down.

Say positive things about people, they will rep you.

Doesn't matter whether they are true or not true.

Isn't that a bit like Verne Troyer trying to post up Shaq?

I guess it is in the sense that dumbing it down probably isn't going be effective enough.

Effective enough? Like the Polish Calvary against the Luftwaffe effective.

Well, there's maybe one or two morons who will get it now that didn't get it before. Sadly I can't give the rest of them a pop-up book explaining it.

?

Tamar, heed your own command!

I can't be ordered even by me!!

Not even in showtune form?

That was a great post, and you smell like flowers.

I ordered me into chat. It worked.

And now I must suffer through the discussion of someone eating monkey ass.

To find out if you are the lucky gourmand, log in to Chat now!

Chat was great. Where else can you discuss holding the giraffe, inverting the pig, the square root of Llamas and eating monkey ass all in the same conversation?