Which Was Your Favorite War?

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Which Was Your Favorite War?

  1. American Revolution

    18.5%
  2. Civil War

    14.8%
  3. The Great War

    11.1%
  4. World War II

    44.4%
  5. The Korean War

    7.4%
  6. The Vietnam War

    7.4%
  7. The Iraqi War

    7.4%
  8. Other (please specify)

    40.7%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    It's hard to pick, IMHO!

    War of 1812 had Canada as an enemy, the only time Canadians were ever considered the badasses, and the only nation who made it all the way to the White House and burned it. Plus, didn't the US need the fuckin' FRENCH to bail them out of this one? :lol: Viva la Resist'ance!

    The Civil War was essentially the end of the United States as a bunch of separate entities, and turned them into a centrally controlled nation. Even TODAY, people are STILL bitter about it in some ways. That's passion. Plus, it gave us the Klu Klux Klan, white people who dress like ghosts, burn crosses, and are fearful of being 'bred out' of existence. It almost reads like a bad Tolkien spinoff.

    The Great War I don't know too much about, but it gave us mustard gas, the first use of tanks, the Red Baron, the establishment of Germans as the major badass of the 20th century, and horses charging into battle with some guy going do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-dooo on his trumphet. :techman:

    World War II will probably win this contest. In any war video game, most people like World War II more than the other wars. Unlike other wars, this one gave us a true good vs. evil scenario to rally around. Hitler was killin' the Jews, we got the Normandy invasion, Winston Churchill leading the UK while drunk half the time, and the biggest motherfucking bomb ever to go off as the grand finale!

    The Korean War - um, what the fuck was this about? I think we were trying to protect Korea from Communism. This war still hasn't been won, and millions are still suffering because of it.

    Vietnam - gave us guerilla warfare, Napalm (which we like the smell of, in the morning), the phrase "me love you long time", jumping jack flashes, and some fake John Kerry medals. Plus, it gave us a rockin' CCR soundtrack that I'll always associate with the Vietnam War.

    Operation Desert Shield/Storm/The Iraqi War is still going on today. One of the most controversial wars, next to Vietnam, it seems to be a war fought more on the public relations side than in the trenches. Still, it's a cool war because of all the technology involved. We got MOABS, stealth fighters, cruise missles, unmanned killer drones, etc. And on the other side, we got suicide bombers, beheadings, women and children raising up AK-47's, and torture, oh yes, the torture of the bad guys!

    There were many other wars, like what the ancient Greeks and Romans used to do, like that story with the Trojan Horse in it, but I don't know enough about those to mention them here. Feel free to list others which you think deserve mention.
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  2. The Commadaunt

    The Commadaunt Tomahawk Choppin

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    By the stuff you said in American Revolution..don't you mean War of 1812..

    All the WH being burned and stuff?
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  3. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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  4. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Da Big One. Dubblya Dubblya Two.
    'Cause my dad was in it, it had the coolest airplanes, and I know more about it than the others.
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  5. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    "Favorite" would seem to imply desirability. I do not regard bloody conflicts with fondness.

    :shrug:
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  6. Patch

    Patch Version 2.7

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    What about the Spanish American War? Remember the Alamo!
  7. marathon

    marathon Calm Down, Europe...

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    No Toledo War?

    Ohio wins and secures Toledo area for itself, while Michigan is compensated with what would later prove a very resource-rich Upper Peninsula.

    Did the winner really win? :soma:
  8. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Have I ever mentioned that I'm a bit of a Civil War buff? :unsure:

    Also WW2. Greatest aircraft ever! :techman:

    They didn't have airplanes during the Civil War. :(

    But they did have hot air balloons and a submarine. :techman:
  9. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I understand the hot air for the balloons was tapped from General Grant himself!
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  10. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder Fresh Meat

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    A rather American poll, don't you think?
  11. marathon

    marathon Calm Down, Europe...

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    Before the 20th century perhaps. But I'd call both World Wars more European than anything.
  12. Order2Chaos

    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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    That's rather naïve, especially saying so about WWII.
  13. marathon

    marathon Calm Down, Europe...

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    Why? European empires and colonies spanned the globe. Japan's was never more than regional.
  14. Volpone

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    Fuck. This is like asking which is your favorite cancer. War sucks.
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  15. ancharbro

    ancharbro Fresh Meat

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    Gotta be WWII. There were clear-cut reasons for the Allies to fight, and there were clear-cut enemies.

    WWI falls short because it killed at least a generation of Frenchmen, something I don't think they've gotten over yet.
  16. brudder1967

    brudder1967 this is who we are

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    WWII, followed by the Civil War.
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  17. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    WWII. The ending was a great twist, a real surprise.

    Especially for the Japanese. :tasvir:
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  18. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    You say that like it's a bad thing, man.
  19. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    The Football War.

    El Salvador v. Honduras 1969. Any war started b/c of a FUCKING GAME gets my vote! :techman:
  20. Camren

    Camren Probably a Dual

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    Vietnam. The little guy emerged trumphant against the big bully. :cool:

    :finger:
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  21. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    I think you mean American Revolution. Or 1812. :D
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  22. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    The War of 1812 inspired the classic song "The Battle of New Orleans."
  23. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    My Favorite War?

    Star Wars :rofl:
  24. Linda R.

    Linda R. Fresh Meat

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    This poll does not include the War of Jenkin's Ear.
    It is dead to me. :borg:
  25. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    World War 3

    Because it never happened


    Of wars where there was notable loss of life.

    The Falklands War.

    Only 1,000 people killed.

    UK got their islands back.

    Argentina got democracy back.

    And the improvisation during the war by the British was fascinating. Such as getting parts for the Vulcan bombers out of museums.
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  26. Ramen

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    Fuck. This is like asking which is your favorite child. War rules.
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  27. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    I am very surprised no one has done the obvious parody yet. :soholy:
  28. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    That's pretty funny.

    Do you mean the "little guy" in the North who was armed and supported by China first and then the Soviet Union and who signed a peace treaty in 1973 after failing to dominate the South?

    Or do you mean the "little guy" in the South that was crushed when the little guy in the North broke the peace treaty and invaded in 1975, after the "big bully" had mostly gone home?
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  29. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Grenada.









    Just kidding. Gotta go with WWII here for interest. Of course, you could go back to WWI and really show where America started to go really, really wrong.
  30. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    Battle of the Network Stars.
    MC Hammer vs. Vanilla Ice, circa 1991
    The War to Settle the Score.