Pick my next husband

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Rifle Spryte, Dec 1, 2007.

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  1. Rifle Spryte

    Rifle Spryte Ginger Snatch

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    Not really. I love Sean, but I also love busting his balls. I love doing other stuff to his balls... But that's another thread for another time.
     
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    Whips and chains?








    /Sorry
     
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  3. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    Elwood.
     
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  4. Tamar Garish

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    That's funny...I love doing things to his balls too....




    Ooops...did I say that aloud? :blush:
     
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  5. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Tex: Good choice.
     
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    Are you hot? If you're hot, you can test drive the old Phil-ster..... I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. _R.
     
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  7. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    While the lovely Rifle Spryte is a sight to behold, with a matching personality, I am taken. :(
     
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  8. Rifle Spryte

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    HEY! Those are MY balls! The judge said so!
     
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  9. Rifle Spryte

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    :devil:
     
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  10. Tex

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    The decision has been made. :bergman:
     
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  11. Rifle Spryte

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    It has?:unsure:
     
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  12. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    :huh:

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. Rifle Spryte

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    YAY!! I love that guy!
     
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  14. Tex

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    :lol: yep... well really [​IMG] I was looking for the youtube vid but it's not there.
     
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    Apparantly he likes to do things to my balls as well.


    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Bald Irish Bastard is NOT amused.


    [​IMG]

    :mad:
     
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  17. Tex

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    Oh dude, that is top notch next AV material.
     
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  18. Rifle Spryte

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    And thus the end of this thread. I remember now why I will never ever remarry.
     
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  19. Tex

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    Cause he'll fuckin kill you and the bastard that stole you away?
     
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  20. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Who, me? :?:
     
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  21. Rifle Spryte

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    That and because he is one hot bad ass
     
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    Ya just wanna give that bald head a kiss. :wub:
     
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    Wow, you are the whitest motherfucker I've ever seen. Especially for Arizona, do you live underground?
     
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  24. Rifle Spryte

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    You haven't seen a picture of me, have you?
     
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  25. Tamar Garish

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    I dunno...I think Uncle Albert is paler.
     
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    I make white wash jealous.
     
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  27. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    I have more sense than to let that big melanoma generator in the sky have a go at my pristine Caucasian flesh.
     
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    Can we talk about girly parts now?

    All this discussion of balls is....unsatisfying.
     
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    I'm afraid I have my usurping schedule full till Christmas.

    Still waiting on those 3,000 mouse traps... :garamet:
     
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