So. In the spirit of sharing and Christmas, and the spirit of the Red Room, I thought I'd start a thread where we could share a list of bad gift ideas. Gifts that you probably shouldn't get. From simply inappropriate to downright offensive, these are things that, if you give them, will probably NOT be welcome. I'll go first: Be it your girlfriend or mother, sister, daughter, or just a female coworker, a gift certificate for an abortion will probably not be a welcome present.
Well, I don't know about anyone else but if I received..lets say a Stargate uniform - just for arguments sake - as a gift, I'd never speak to the fucker whom purchased it for me again and probably give them a thorough cunting in the bastard. But that's just me.
I'll bake some Special Brownies. With the Special ingredient. [?=Special Ingredient] You thought it was gonna be love or pot or something, didn't you?[/?]
A life-size statue of Joshua Chamberlain for Muad Dib. A book on quantum physics for baba. Platform shoes for Storm.
It's generally bad form to mix up your gifts to Mewa and Muad Dib. I want to see a "Gift of the Magi" style story involving Cass and Storm.
From what I've heard, gloves for Elwood. Apparently it's just inconsiderate when all he can wear are mittens.
*sighs* It is so not as much fun when you have to spell it out. It doesn't matter. Those three seem the most sensitive to age related pokes and or are the brunt of them the most. Hence the extra poke and the double joke of the gift literally being inappropriate. Happy now you sucked the fun out, Anna??