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All your bases are belong to us!!

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"So swinging American girl, you have chosen me, bachelor number three. Shall I remove my shirt now, or during our dinner date?"

I find your lack of spelling and grammar skills ....disturbing.
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"Who you calling 'Putie Pute' now, cowboy?"

Rissse and ssshine, Missster Freeman. Rissse and ssshine...

"No, Mister Bond, I expect you to die!"

I call this my Abe Lincoln pose.

"My wife bought me this tie for Christmas..."

Who stole my flag lapel pin?

Stalin is my personal savior.

This isn't the time for a religious profession, Baba

I'm bringing sexy back.

Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing our new international spokesman for Ex-Lax!

"There are 17 ways I can kill you without getting out of this chair."

"You've disappointed me yet again, Diacanu."



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Let me tell you something. I have a complete record on you. I know every move you make, everything there is to know about you, so watch your step, Wrodforge!

[?=I'm shocked nobody thought of this! Shocked, I tell you!]]

Engage![/?]

Ve have vays of mekking you talk, Doktor Jones!

Smug....I has it.

"You...want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now.
Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down
with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you
make yourself more my servant."

That's one beep for no and two beeps for yes.