Burt Reynolds--Butt Pirate???

No straight man would even have that mustache.

It's like some gay-pornstache.



Gayest gay since gay came to gaytown.

Well he once coated himself with vaseline.

Well there ya go.


All the proof I need...

are men threatened by mustaches displaying homophobic insecurities?

In jail men with mustaches are called pussy lips.

He's the Bandit. Not the Ass Bandit.

Speak ill of him again, and I'll park a Trans Am on your head and do a burnout.

And you know this...how?

I could tell you but i'd have to sell you off to be be one of the girls.

Annnnnnnnnnnnd you know this because.....................? Come on you can tell me. I'm already one of the girls.

I could tell you but then I'd have to sell you off to a Sheik in the middle east.

Now that Stargate is cancelled, Volpone has found his new cosplay...

Blasphemy!

Fastest chicken in the South.

I reserve judgement until I see Burt Reynolds listening to a Madonna Album.

A straight guy could have done that.

Man, I need to make a time machine so I can live in the '70s. Sure chicks had great big bushs and that shitty blue eyeshadow in those days. But they also fucked anything that moved. And somehow that picture, which is gayer than RuPaul and George Michael doing a duet of YMCA on karaoke at a leather bar in San Francisco during fleet week, was sexy to women, apparently.

So does anyone know how tall Reynolds is? If that drawing is accurate, either he has a freakishly large head or he is a little, tiny guy with a normal-sized head.

He's wearing a 20-gallon hat.