So I never suspected the reason she took me bottle of whine was b/c she was about to go to bed and have sex, so to outfox and spite I went and opened some skunk beer I didn't throw away but set outside for emergencies. So now I got a fresh open beer, which actually doesn't taste too skunky at the moment on one side.... and a woman on the other. The woman will be there in 15 minutes, but the beer will be bad by morning if not had now. But a warm vagina is better than a cold beer. WHY GOD WHY?!?!??! WHY DO YOU PUT ME IN THESE SPOTS!!!
Ah, fuck it, I'm half way there. Woman made me do my taxes, sort my laundry, sweep my mud up, unload the firewood out of her trunk, and take out the garbage, all first thing from getting home from a long fucking day. She can wait.
Just remember...you snooze you lose. Her mood can change in a moment, especially if you make her feel rejected for a cheapass beer.
Dude needs to get his priorities straight for sure. I mean...sex or a beer? Is that really a difficult decision?
There were actually three options. 1) Have sex. 2) Have beer. 3) Go on the internet and tell internet friends how you are taking too damn long to drink a beer and possibly passing up sex for it. The fact that he chose three is a little perplexing to me.
I think the only time I've ever passed up sex is when Mary came home from horny one day and I'd whacked off about 10 minutes earlier (lack of patience is not a virtue). I simply couldn't, dammit! Made up some lame excuse about wanting to finish the project I was working on, she went away mad, and she never wore that red teddy agin.
In the event of premature emission, the Joy of Sex also comes equipped with 'Big Jim Slade', former tight end...... - Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)
