I Demand Gore Speak to Pakistani Prostitutes About Global Warming...

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Volpone, Jun 13, 2008.

  1. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Because I desperately want to use the headline "Gore Bores Lahore Whores."

    We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming. :salute:
  2. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Snore for Gore Core Chore: "Ore explore? Deplore!" Lahore Whore Corps score "Poor lore, señor." "Store more?" "Abhor! Door, bore!" four roar for oar, ignore shore amore. "Fore!" Gore tore before floor pour wore decor.
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  3. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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  4. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    :zzz: snore......please, no more!
  5. [theDarkest_noir]

    [theDarkest_noir] restless soul.

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    This thread is going to die simply because no one can top that.

    Oh fuck it, I HAVE to try.


    Fuck Gore, I do implore. At least ignore his hardcore chore/war to bore the world sore to its very core to explore Green shit galore! before this Global Warming cold soar makes labor for everyone to pay for. (Volpone's right) He would bore the Lahore population whore with what-for word decor for much a snore and bad rapport. Anymore, I'd opt for a deal back-door for C4 to pour destruction on this bore, the Al Gore, so he'll snore (in Hell) for ever more.
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  6. Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz

    Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz And Hell's comin' with me!

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    Hmm...Gore getting stuck in the Middle East...

    Let's see if he can handle a convenient truth.