Was hitler a pedophile?

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  1. Baba

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    Was hitler a pedophile?
  2. Yelling Bird

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    No, shut up.
  3. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Not in the strictest sense, but there's some suggestion he had an affair with a niece who was in her teens and later committed suicide.
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    There's also evidence that Hitler was actually a giant three-headed snake that could change form into a person. At night, when he reverted to his original snake form, he would eat the puppies of small children while he made the children watch. Then he would eat the children while their parents were forced to watch.
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    Well he sure did love to be around children a lot.
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geli_Raubal :nyer:
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    No, if he was, he would be too much of a legend, the world would explode.
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    It all makes sense now! Obviously Jacko was ashamed of being a schwarze untermensch so he got the plastic surgery to make himself Aryan!

    How I didn't see it all along I shall never know.
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    Gosh, Hitler seems kinda creepy when he's hanging out with kids...
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    No he was just a great Orator that brought change.
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    Yep...it's in The Bible!
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    Tojo liked to tentacle rape folk.
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