Sarah Palin offered $2 million to star in porn film

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  1. Midnight Funeral

    Midnight Funeral Cúchulainn

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    http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/story.html?id=b3293cec-74e9-455a-b0c9-7fe07c95dc95

    Sarah Palin offered $2 million to appear in porn film

    Husband Todd offered $100,000 and a snowmobile if he'll co-star, says Florida adult film producer


    Chris Parry, Vancouver Sun

    Published: Friday, November 07, 2008

    Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has received her first job offer since failing in her bid to become vice-president of the United States, and it comes with a large cash offer. Florida-based porn director Cezar Capone has offered to pay Palin $2 million to appear in an adult film production.

    Capone, who calls himself "the king of all MILF films," promises in an open letter on his website that the film would be distributed internationally, shot in high definition, and feature a "beautiful mother recognized by all of America ... as the most desirable woman over 40."

    To prove he's serious about the offer, Capone says he's prepared to hold the money in escrow immediately.

    To sweeten the deal, Palin's husband Todd has been offered a co-starring role in the production, for which Capone would be "prepared to kick in an extra $100,000," and a new Arctic Cat snowmobile.

    Palin hasn't publicly responded to the offer, which was sent to her administration office in Juneau, Alaska on Nov. 6.

    Capone has previously released such films as Agent Filthy 0069, High Definition and Sophia Revealed, none of which featured any senior members of the U.S. Republican Party.

    Hustler Magazine recently released a spoof Palin porn video titled Nailin' Paylin, which was referenced in a now-infamous YouTube prank call made by Montreal shock jocks the Masked Avengers in the final days of the U.S. election campaign.
  2. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    She should ask for 5 million just for a tasteful set of nudes in penthouse or playboy. A full on movie would have to be much higher than a million bucks, that is a joke.
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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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  4. Parallaxis

    Parallaxis Reformed Troll - Mostly

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    This woman spent 150k on 3 months worth of clothes. You're going to have to step up with a better deal than that.

    She probably has 2 mil worth of Alaskan hunter kickback money in her couch cushions alone.
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  5. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I'd watch it on Pay-Per-View. :yes: :yeehaw:
  6. matthunter

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    Is the extra 3 million so she can pay someone who's actually hot to do it for her?
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  7. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    I hope she takes it :lol:
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    Xerafin Unmoderated & off-center

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    At least we'd finally be able to see something that she's good at... :rotfl:
  9. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    Palin replied "Okay, but I don't do anal."
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  10. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Doubtful. Palin's interviews with Couric and Gibson proved that she can't fake it.
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    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    You really need to read the news more often. She did no such thing.
  12. Parallaxis

    Parallaxis Reformed Troll - Mostly

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    Oh I'm so sorry, she only ACCEPTED 150k worth of clothes.

    That makes it all better.

    If she played sports she'd have been booted from college already.
  13. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Palin must've really, really scared these poor little boys. I've never seen such non-stop hatrred.
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    I hereby volunteer to be her fluffer! :cunni:
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    Anyone with half a brain would be scared if this woman ever got the Presidency... :unuts:
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    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    It's amazing how you all keep bringing up how stupid and inexperienced she is when she's more qualified than either of the candidates on the Democratic side this year.
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    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    No, you were right; she spent the money:

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    Wait.... You also were a big Bushie, so nevermind......
  19. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Since I'm so stupid, maybe you should explain that... :shrug:
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    WTF? That role was reserved for Britney Spears, after the last of her "comebacks" is exhausted. Plus Britney was only asking for three cartons of cigs and a new single-wide. :mad:
  21. Kyle

    Kyle You will regret this!

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    Since when are people who look like crack whores desired for porn, Oldfella?
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    I'm pretty sure those are the people Bock was referencing.
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  23. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Since the porn market is flooded with wanna-be stars (compared to the early 80's anyway) it seems any trailer-trash will do just about anything to make a quick buck or two. They just pop in some implants and give it a go. :(
  24. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Me too! :yeehaw:
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    If she does, it's a pretty safe bet that she won't swallow. :?:
  26. foil1212

    foil1212 Jose "Mom Fan" Alvarez Staff Member Moderator

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    As long as she doesn't spit.
  27. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Well, she can take a facial as long as she finishes the job.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Perhaps she will star in a whole series of political themed porn movies:

    Hail To the Beef

    All The Presidents Mams

    etc.
  29. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    If they're offering her $2 Million to STAR in a porn movie, I wonder how much they'd be forced to offer Bill Clinton to STAY OUT? :)

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