Seems they'll let just any ol' meteorite burn up and smack into their country! Police your skies, damn it!
We've identified Ground Zero for the zombie breakout... Any hawt Canadian girls that can read this transmission: there is food, shelter, and red hot burning LOVE waiting for you in Idaho! Flee south! STAT!
Several people I know saw this. It lasted for a few seconds and literally turned night into day. It happened at about 5:30pm I thought it would only be something a few people saw, but Edmonton is close to 200 miles away!!! If even Edmonton saw it, it must've been pretty spectacular. So much for early warning before catastrophes.