Baby starts talking Minutes after Birth!!

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  1. Starguard

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    Amazing... :eek:

    link:http://mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/06/talkingbaby/
    Starguard, May 9, 2009
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  2. The Saint

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    Well, this isn't surprising at all. After all, everyone knows that Russians inwented talking babies.
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  3. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    And it spoke English! Amazing!
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  4. oldfella1962

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    "AHHHHHHHH! How do you say 'stop eating my finger' in baby talk?"
    oldfella1962, May 9, 2009
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  5. enlisted person

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    Its those fucking prenatal injections of growth hormone that helga has been getting since she was 9 that caused the "miracle". The Russians "juice" the fuck out of their people.
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  6. Grandtheftcow

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    Google didn't reveal anything resembling your claim so I'm asking for more information, or better yet a believable source.

    Stories like this are a dime a dozen from the pseudoscience loving Ruskies. Just file it under made up bullshit and move along.
    Grandtheftcow, May 10, 2009
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    Are you kidding? They got the scoop on Barry.
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  8. BearTM

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    And here's the baby a few weeks later...

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  9. Will Power

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    What kind of an aficionado will this babe in the woods grow up to be?:mystery:
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    Damn, I didn't know they allowed pregnant moms and everyone in the delivery room to take Acid trips.

    Dude...the scalpel talks, too. And my fingers that have turned into snakes can recite the Bible.
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    Link at your link.

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  12. El Chup

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    Whilst they could be falsh mock ups I've seen those "weird creatures" before in books about pre-history species. No reason that they can't still be living in remote regions.

    Just looks like a large horseshoe crab though.
    El Chup, May 12, 2009
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    Damn, that's the site that keeps on giving.

    Here's an explanation for sokar's impotence: link
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    You want proof, here's your proof:

    [YT="Conclusive Video Evidence"]mgPmckcpJdk[/YT]
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    And here I thought my sister was alone in going for a non-stop talking record.
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    That baby is not a newborn. Newborns CANNOT sit up unaided, and they are a lot smaller.
    Bathier Maximus, May 13, 2009
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