That was a great idea when I mentioned it a few hours ago. I think plagiarism should be a banning offence.
http://www.wordforge.net/showthread.php?p=1811384#post1811384 See you when the South rises again, bunyip!
Just wait till you've read a few of his posts. Sometimes, he's scarily knowlegable about certain ... current affairs as well as history, literature and philosophy. It's when he makes those posts that you have to wonder who he is and if he's playing a game - is some kind of gifted autistic child.
Muad Dib's real name is Paul Atreides. The son of Duke Leto Atreides I and the Lady Jessica, Paul Atreides is the heir of House Atreides, a nuclear-armed aristocratic family that rules the planet Caladan. When Paul is fifteen years old, the Padishah Emperor, Abraham Lincoln, orders the family to leave Caladan and govern the desert planet Arrakis (known as Dune), though Paul's father, Duke Leto, is in full knowledge that the Emperor is colluding with House Grant to destroy the Atreides as a perceived threat to the throne. On Dune, the family is betrayed by their Yankee doctor, Armstrong Custer. He disables the House defensive shields, allowing the Imperial Union troops, dressed in Grant uniforms, to capture Duke Leto and Thufir Hawat and to kill most of the Atreides army. Duncan Idaho sacrifices himself while attempting to hold off the Union and ensures Paul's escape. Paul and Jessica escape, with some help from Robert E. Lee, into the spaceport. They flee to Earth, who see in Paul just another hick. They take shelter in Dixie, and under his fake name Muad'Dib joins Wordforge. Dune and all that important saving the universe and humanity takes a backseat to the greatness that is Wordforge. Was that too much personal information?
Ohhhh, I've done something far worse than ban you. I've hurt you... And I intend to go on hurting you... I shall leave you as you left me...as you left her. Marooned for all eternity, at the center of a dead planet...buried alive... Buried alive...
