Hello ladies and gentlemen! It's time for another exciting game of Abu Ghraib or Arkansas! Today a prisoner is in critical condition after American jailers left him naked and covered in his own feces for an entire weekend. Abu Ghraib or Arkansas? You know, on the one hand, I see the logic of...too many puns to choose from...leaving him to stew in his own juices. He made his mess, let him clean it up. But on the other hand, why not just hose him down like the monkey house at the zoo*. It would be as much fun (for the guards) and would teach the prisoner as much of a lesson as just leaving him to wallow in his own filth. *One of the shitty pre-1970s zoos, where the animals are kept in tiny, bare cages.
To hell with that disgusting bastard. He did it to himself. Case closed, as far as I'm concerned. Also, "Glasscock" is an unfortunate name, unless you were clever enough to use it to your advantage. Handle with care, baby.
There was s 19K in MGS with the name Glasscock. After 6 years in he reupped and changed over to 11B. We had a ceremonial mustache shaving when he got back from ITB.
