In response to the wingwoman thread..

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Starguard, Jul 3, 2009.

  1. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    I have another question...

    Have you ever went on a date with a woman you've just met, then come to find that she has a "wingwoman" friend thats hot as hell. (I'm talking on a scale from 1 to 10, this babe could score an 11 plus)!

    All while you all are out on this date, you simply cant keep your eyes off of this wingwomans body no matter how hard you try.

    :soholy:


    Disclaimer in case my spouse happens to read this:

    This is simply a hyphethetical question. I myself would never allow myself to ever be in this type of position, mainly because I enjoy my teeth being in my mouth.... and not slapped across the room. :eek:
  2. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! If a chick is hot, she's not the wingwoman.
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  3. Zodiac

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    Why are we all out on a date?
  4. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    Y'all need to stop doing it whiteboy style. Dating. :dayton:

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  5. Clyde

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    Yep and Starguard's date becomes the wingwoman in this situation.
  6. schmitty

    schmitty Lifeguard

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    I dunno, if the wingwoman was hotter all my alarms would be going off. It'd be a danger will robinson moment, because the second you start hitting on the wingwoman, your original date gets all pissy, says "see, I knew I couldn't trust you, I brought along (whoever) because I knew she was hot, and if you didn't hit on her then I knew you'd be the one. Then the wingwoman says, OMG, what a pig, and you are left there holding your beer thinking what the hell just happened?
  7. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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  8. Uncle Albert

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    Women who overcomplicate things like that are to be avoided.