Diacanu's mom does an awsome tounge wash on my ass after a nasty taco bell shit, she calls me "god" and "master" the whole time.
Reminds me of a bad joke.* Old guy goes down on his old wife, he can't help but notice her crotchal region smells like ass. "Whoa, what gives with this stink?" She replies, "Arthritis." "Arthritis makes your junk stink?" "No it keeps me from wiping my ass." *Why is it we always remember bad jokes?