Does anyone here know a Klingon?

Yeah, any convention sorts here who know some nerds who like to go arounf with a bucket of shit on their forehead?

Shouldn't you merge this with the wedding planning thread?

No. This is a very important seperate issue.

Teh Baba.

I'm a Klingon.

Is that the same as a dingleberry?

Chuppy, baby, what is up with your unhealthy obsession with trekkies? Seriously, they don't hurt anybody, and I'd rather he go about with shit on his forehead than run a brothel out of his house or start building bombs or something really dangerous. Sure it's stupid, but then again so is bowling. Stupid hobbies don't hurt anyone.

I think he's set on all the Iranians in his wedding being dressed as Klingons and he's trying to build his case.

Actually I support him on this. Can you imagine honeymoon night Klingon sex?

No. All the Klingons I know were all killed by Imperial Stormtroopers

I used to know a radio news chick who, along with her husband, belonged to a "Klingon" fan group and they'd go to conventions in costume.

When I used to have long hair, she once told me that I should join their "ship" or whatever.

I tried to avoid her after that.

I do, in fact, know one, peripherally. I met him in a local mall when I was wearing a t-shirt that said "Romulan Military Academy." He saw the shirt, introduced himself as "Mortas K'Tas, Klingon Defense Force," and told me I was under arrest. We joked around a little, and when his wife came out of a shoe store, he grabbed my arm and said "Look honey, I got a Romulan!"

Nice guy. I met him a couple of other times over the years, at a con working security or in a local store.

^I think the fact you were wearing the Romulan tee may explain why you found him nice...

I have DS9 top though...

In the store? On the great cheeseburger hunt was he?

I have this image of a fat Klingon and Ronald McDonald locked in mortal combat under some golden arches, Hamburgler screaming "he forced me to tell!", whilst in the background a chuckling Burger King, machiavellian orchestrator of this battle, is stroking an Angry Whopper and muttering darkly 'soon... soon...'

Which type of Klingons

El Chup do you mean TOS Klingons, who were & believable

Or the head-ridged 1-D Space Cavemen "klingons" who've polluted Trek for 3 decades now

Head-ridged Space Caveman "klingons" are alot like Old BSG's Borellian Nomen

The head-ridged Space Cavemen "klingons" are Trek's Gungans

Michelle Obama.

jIH neH Sov [a] mach tlhIngan. nuq ta' SoH neH Daq Sov?

Oops. I thought the question was "Does anyone here know Klingon?"

So you gonna do the vows in Klingon?

Not unless I think its a good day to die....

You're getting married, aren't you?

Maybe............................!

What do the Enterprise and a piece of toilet paper have in common?















They're both searching for Klingons!

I'll be here all week.

14thDoc.

I was at an orthodox Jewish wedding once, and I was pretty sure they were speaking Klingon.

I saw that episode of Frasier too, except it was a Bar Mitzvah.