aRE BAEGLES SOME EVIL JEWISH PLOT?

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  1. Baba

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    CAUSE I LOVE BAEGLES?
    Baba, Oct 17, 2009
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  2. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Why does your love make them evil?
    14thDoctor, Oct 17, 2009
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  3. NeonMosfet

    NeonMosfet Probably a Dual

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    With enough cream cheese, they can be fattening.
    NeonMosfet, Oct 17, 2009
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  4. Dr. Krieg

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  5. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    How do you get a beagle to hold still long enough to put cream cheese on him? :unsure:
    garamet, Oct 17, 2009
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  6. Anarch

    Anarch The Green Manalishi

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    Club him.

    But shave him first. Dog hair and cream cheese are a suck-ass combo.
    Anarch, Oct 17, 2009
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  7. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Dachshunds with sauerkraut, now, that's a natural combination. :yes:
    garamet, Oct 17, 2009
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  8. Prufrock

    Prufrock Disturbing the Universe

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    [?=If you mix him with a Basset hound, he will just sleep all the time][​IMG][/?]
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  9. Akuma

    Akuma Where I walk, I leave madness

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    Bagles are not a Jewish plot, they're one of the Jews' greatest gifts to the world! Bagles and cream cheese, or tuna on a bagle, or orange marmalade, or just about anything. Yum.
    Akuma, Oct 17, 2009
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  10. Prufrock

    Prufrock Disturbing the Universe

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    Cream cheese is :yuck: . I like plain bagels.
    Prufrock, Oct 17, 2009
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  11. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    I miss New York bagels! :(
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  12. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Tranquility Base here...the Beagle has landed.
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  13. Baba

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    Good thread?
    Baba, Oct 17, 2009
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  14. Will Power

    Will Power If you only knew the irony of my name.

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    aRE BIALYS SOME EVIL JEWISH PLOT?

    CAUSE YOU'D LOVE BIALYS?
    Will Power, Oct 17, 2009
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  15. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Never liked bialys. :yuck: Never saw the point. You want onions? Have an onion bagel. And how are you supposed to put cream cheese on a bialy? It's too thin to cut open, so what? You just slather the cream cheese on top? I don't get it...
    garamet, Oct 18, 2009
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