SIZE DOES MATTER

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  1. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    When it comes to having sex, how many people,have heard the saying that SIZE DOES MATTER? More often than not its the men that everyone is referring to. (The Bigger the Better, The Longer the Stronger) in most cases!


    But, what about the women...


    Personally, I've met women that have testified with their own mouths, and I quote:

    "as there are teaspoons of water deeper than I am, ANY mans size it too big. If it is big enough to part my lips, as far as I'm concerned, its too big"

    Now on the other hand, I've met other women that were so huge and deep, that you could slide damn near half your entire forearm up in there and not hit anything. Makes one think to himself "Damn, does she even HAVE any walls"?


    Believe me, there are some women out there that even the legendary John Holmes wouldn't be able to do anything with, let alone satisfy.


    What are your thoughts on this. I for one do agree that Size does matter, but that is something that applies both ways.

    :eek:
    Starguard, Nov 21, 2009
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  2. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    That just sounds wrong on every level.....
    oldfella1962, Nov 21, 2009
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  3. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Does she live near Diacanu, by any chance? :bergman:
    Shirogayne, Nov 21, 2009
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  4. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Far-Right Nationalist

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    When it comes to hitting that prostate nice and hard, you'd better believe it! Size matters.
    Beck, Nov 21, 2009
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  5. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Size does matter.

    It's a shame your IQ is so tiny. :starguard:
    Tamar Garish, Nov 22, 2009
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  6. Sajmn

    Sajmn Fresh Meat

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    Haven't you heard Rammsteins latest musical opus?

    ...One size fits all...
    Sajmn, Nov 22, 2009
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  7. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Forbin, Nov 22, 2009
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  8. armalyte

    armalyte Unsafe for everyone.

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    armalyte, Nov 22, 2009
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  9. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Somebody give Starguard a big cock so he'll STFU. :brokeback:
    Muad Dib, Nov 22, 2009
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  10. Mallory

    Mallory Older than dirt Deceased Member

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    It does sound like a cry for help, doesn't it?
    Mallory, Nov 22, 2009
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  11. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    No sir, Mines is almost legendary.


    Mines is so big, the Porn People offered me TONS of money to use the side of it as a billboard :eek:

    My spouse forced me to kindly refuse :blush:
    Starguard, Nov 23, 2009
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