Please deep-fry Starguard

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Zodiac, Nov 26, 2009.

  1. Zodiac

    Zodiac Banned

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    I can deal with the whole vegetarian thing, but he obviously has no taste if he can't stand the idea of a side of turkey being eaten with cranberry sauce. He needs to see what all the fuss is about, once and for all.
  2. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    Oh the Horror :blush:

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  3. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    Vegans: They're what's for dinner.
  4. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    But they taste horrible.
  5. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    What a waste of good cooking oil...
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  6. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    At least they're low in fat.
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  7. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Deep down vegitarians and vegans know they are denying themselves something which is very yummy and a natural part of the human diet so they end up continually lying to themselves saying "meat is disgusting" to make their self denial more acceptable to themselves. I can understand someone deciding not to eat meat for ethical reasons but don't you dare say it doesn't taste great or is "disgusting" because even the diehard vegans know meat tastes great. That's why they have to constantly lie to themselves about it.
  8. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    Not in their head.
  9. Yelling Bird

    Yelling Bird Probably a Dual

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    Sure, meat tastes great, but I could live without it. I tried it for a month a while back and my only complaint was the lack of choices in restaurants around here. If I lived somewhere with more meat-free options I could easily be a vegetarian.

    Well, no I couldn't. I could never stop eating sushi.
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  10. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    People who kill and eat turkeys will become turkeys in the next life! :scary:
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    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Looks like I need to take you back to Dixie Barbecue.
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    classichummus Fresh Meat

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    I live in an area with lots of vegetarian options. When I go out to eat with my girlfriend, I will often get vegetarian food. I love meat, but I too could easily go without it. I have been pretty much a vegetarian for the past month. Yesterday was my first time really eating meat since November 3rd.
  13. Mallory

    Mallory Older than dirt Deceased Member

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    Use old oil. When he's done, throw the whole thing away and eat a turkey.
  14. Caboose

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    Then you can eat me. Again. :diacanu: