Breaking News: Teh Tiger Got Caught?

I can't, 'cause I really don't give a shit, other than the fact that I'd do his hawt wife.

Nancy Grace is one of the Top 5 All Time Most Annoying Women ever. Jane Valez Mitchell is in there too.

I have to say the whole story is an amusing distraction. I love that she got all crazy golf club smashing on his ass. The black must have really rubbed off on her cause that's some ghetto shiz.
Tiger was a complete idiot, deserved to get caught, Elin won't leave him but I bet she gets a rework of the prenup that absolutely destroys him if he cheats again.
I've really got to rethink my whole life plan....I should have just focused on gold digging instead of all the education shemeducation...

I hear she took him out back to have a "private conversation" with him.


Here is a photo of them afterwards

You? Not likely......since she obviously "went black" she can't "go back" now!

She's a blonde. Maybe she'll believe that I got my skin bleached.

SNAP! I know.....you can say you're one of these!

I'm a high-yaller!

More like a "Hey, ya'll" er..........

Al-biggers or Niginos?

Props to Tiger. I always thought he was a boring bastard. Now I see him in a different light. I think this 'scandal' will do wonders for golf...

His wife should pose in Playboy to get back at him.

Kobe Special

The most annoying thing about it is that for the the first 3 months of tournaments next season, every press conference is going to be hijacked by USA today and Access Hollywood etc. Tabloid shite that care not a jot for golf. There will no doubt be raging faggot bloggers making a mint out of this telling the masses, what they'v managed to find out about Tigers misdemeanours.

At the end of the day he's a man. He's a man who plays a lonely sport, no real team back up. He has to live out of a suitcase for half the year as he's playing the various tournaments. Its not really that big a surprise that he was getting some action on the side. Although I have to say that there are far more PGA superstars I would expect these type of revelations to break about before Tiger Woods.

Tiger will get by, still go on to be the most sucessful golfer ever and alsways be quoted in shortlists of the greatest sports star ever, up with Ali and Jordon.

Reports released last month suggested Tiger is sports first $1billion dollar athlete. I would expect he must have some pre-nuptial in there

On the one hand, I agree.

On the other, though: If you've got the kind of scratch that he does, you can afford to bring your honey along with you.

Stallion should've just stopped with "At the end of the day he's a man." Men - and to be politically correct, people - are pigs.

Assuming she wants to go along all the time. She might have things she wants to do. Don't forget, that when you're a famous person and you walk into a room all eyes focus on you. You'll have any number of folks throwing themselves at you at any given moment. Sure, you've got a hot wife, but maybe she's staying home this week/month, or maybe she doesn't have 3 tits like this gal does, or she's not a triplet, like these gals are, or any of a number of things. Its easy to say, "He's got a hot wife, why the hell would he cheat on her?" when you're some ugly, poor schlub like 99% of the population who doesn't have the opportunity to shag any and every female around him. Shift the odds so that you can bang 99% of the women you meet, and an awful lot of men are going to stray.

Famous rich guys really shouldn't be married at all. Guys marry for sex. Yeah, some convince themselves that they are in love, but by and large, we are built to mate with a lot of females.

Humans enjoy good steaks at 5 star restaurants. But they also enjoy McDonald's food, and those little jub jub gummies you put in a bag at the corner store. We enjoy a variety of foods. But society looks down on guys who enjoy a variety of women.

Now that is nice! After Xmas I may make this my avatar.

How is it that any person can run over a fire hydrant with a car and not be compelled to speak personally to the police? If it were you or I would we have a choice?

^
Maybe because there was no damage?

That, or he was trying to spare his wife the public humiliation that the media is chomping at the bit at now?*

*Granted, it goes without saying that the best thing would have been not to cheat at all, but...

Yep.....bottom line up front:

You cannot trump basic evolutionary primate instinct......period.
We can condemn Tiger, we can "high-five" Tiger, but it doesn't matter.

Successful males get more mating opportunities, no matter how we spin this.

If you are a big success, you will get the power, and the females.

Look at Hugh Hefner (or don't) for example. He has the ability to PROVIDE his women with wealth, fame, etc. And that's what we males are in effect -
we provide - we have to create, succeed, dominate, etc. for two reasons:

1. to ensure that our women/offspring will be protected and taken care of

2. to maximize the odds that our offspring will be successful (via genetics)

Isn't love grand?

This is how life on Earth among primates (and many species) functions.
We can call it love, lust, kismet, fate, whatever......it makes no difference.
We are all nature's bitches...women fuck winners, and because 99 percent of us males are not winners, we fuck any women we can.
Even the winners fuck any women they can.....because they can, and nature demands that they must.

Sorry to burst your bubble, Hallmark Cards.

A couple of porn flicks would do the trick though.

YOU"RE NOT COMPELLED TO TALK TO THE POLICE ABOUT ANYTHING! EVER!

God someone needs to dig up that thread Elwood started with the video of the police guy talking about what not to say to the police.

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He's not black; he's Caublasian.

Tigers just hung up his boots for an 'indefinate period'.

Silly bastard. Whilst family should always be the most important thing, he's been out pumping 10+ birds. He should cut his losses, get his head down and concentrate on his career. :tinhat:

The savage hypocritical media has got its way though.

Next thing the cunts will be reporting is how much golf is missing Tiger Woods.

Pay your $300 million divorce pay out and get on with your life already.

His wife should fuck 8 famous men and blog about it to get even with him, and then fuck the dirt poor ridiculously hot Cabana boy for good measure and take photos. Society doesn't look down on men who fuck a lot of females. They look down on married men who do it. There's nothing wrong with liking sex. Why the hell did he get married? He obviously doesn't want to settle down with one person. Which is fine. So don't take vows and betray a wife and your children by doing it. Just don't get married.